It's Meeee Sexxxay J-Bear (Lol I Wish I Was)
Tell Me What U Think Of Dis WebPage And Uhh Meee!!It Has Came To My Desriction That The Links Do Not Work Or Maybe It Was Just It Didnt Work On The Test Page But If They Do Not Work I Will Get Them To Soon -Trust Me Lol~Uhh This Took Noo Time At All So If U Dun Like Not Lyke I Care Hahaha....Umm I Will Get More Pics Up Soon Once I get My Lazy Ass To My Friends And Scan Away Lol....Ok Ok Now Da Good parts About me Nuff Rambling
ME~ Ok My Nick Names Are Spanky,Peanut,J-Bear(Most Used 1),Mo-Jo(Hate It)UHhhh Dats It U Wanna Give Me A New 1 Ill Post It....But Da Nickname Gotta Come Fro A Person Who Matters ..:D...Soo Yea Ok!
GENRAL SHIT~Im 15 B-day 7/22~Yayaay!! Wich Is At The Time This Is Created ...I Live In Laurel,Md U.S.A ~ Sum Of My Favroite Sayings:-Word Lyfe-,Booh-Yah,-619-,Fuck Man,Whatever, Dude,Dats All Im Type ~ Woo Hooo Yes Dat My Ugly Ass In Da Pic...
RAPS(funny Shit Cuz Im White)~Here Are 2 Raps i Made They Consist Of Little Freestyles But They Combinded ......#1 With Good Ending...-This goes to every hip hot artist giving me no respect.
Why don’t you step up to me? You’ll get bounced like a bad check.
So hip hop hates me, cause I don’t rhyme about gats.
And I’m a white kid rockin’ throwbacks and pinwheel hats.
I don’t care about how many microphones I get in magazines.
I got my own flow, you can have your mainstream.
I’ll out rhyme you with anything that I say to ya.
In front of 50,000 I’ll expose your mistakes.
And piss all over you like you was urinal cakes.
I’m taking over hip hop and the wrestling ring.
That’s why I’m fully focused on the Next Big Thing.
I was laughing last week when you got beated you meathead.
It was funny watching the Vanilla Gorilla turn beat red.
You can’t handle losing Bitch you turn into a sore sport.
I don’t think that you understand what I’m saying
You’re gonna hit your knees quicker than a priest…when he’s praying
You’re the poster child for the birth control pill
You go down quicker than a Ho for a five dollar bill
I’m the real Superman, you ain’t nothing but Clark Kent
I go for four quarters. You’re halftime, like 50-Cent
I’m going to hang your ass like a Christmas tree ornament
I’ll whack you more times than a masturbation tournament
You get my point now? Because before I thought you missed it
I’m a Viagra triple shot. You’re just a Limp Bizkit but
yo tonight I'm baptized,
Now cuz I got family ties with the FBI's.
Tonight we're handing out a special; two for one black eyes,
It's like a mafia movie, I'll have you cheering the bad guys.
Cause we're really goodfellas, making you offers you can't refuse,
Have you jumping off the pier in some concrete shoes.
We'll beat you down so bad, you can't identify the body,
You get baked like manicotti, we're the new John Gotti.
I change my name to Corleone, like a Godfather flick,
Your girl likes Italian sausage, cause she swallowed my *raises mic* -Word lyfe-
YO HERE # 2..... Ok Ending But Good Body-You’re not better than me bitch, you’re not even my equal
I'm like terminator 3, you’re like a Legally Blonde -sequel
It makes me sick when you come out here and run your little mouth
We in the great white north but you can bite my great white south
I’ve been watching your progression,
The kid’s got an obsession with trying to steal my Ruthless Agression.
But you’ll never be untouchable. I don’t care how hard you try to,
I’ll serve you quicker than a Burger King drive thru.
Hospitals are packed with rap fans,they’re getting Saturday night fever.
I’m scared of getting mad cow, that’s why all I eat is beaver.
And Yo, I’m the best thing you can see on the weekends,
!I got more hits on the mike than free porno websites
I got kids carvin’ double horns on their bathroom stalls
I ain’t in this for the money, Lebron James took it all
I’m the best poetic genius since “Leaping” Lanny Poffo.
And I beat up an preppy punk wearing Abercrombie & Fitch
I’ll sign his autograph first, then run away with his bitch!
He thinking he hard rocks a horn on his head, I rock a horn in my shorts.
Hell I beat u like the Mets beat the Red Sox.
Yo, Ill have u busted wide open, exposing all his weak spots,
All u had on me was a few fricken cheap shots.
Yo Bitch talking to you is like talking to a caveman.
I’d be better of drawing little sticks in the sand.
You’ve gone soft Bitch, you’re like Ben-gay ointment.
Yeah, you hold the title; “World’s Biggest Dissapointment”
With a knife and a dictionary, you still couldn’t cut a promo right.
I’m the New Big Thing dude, you're not even a Prototype.
I’m worse than the Chicago fire, I’ll burn your whole town.
I got Chicago runnin’ scared! I turn your White Sox brown.
Yo, I’m strong a muscle car, and this ain’t my Last Ride.
I leave you like Chicago when Jordan left, stripped of your pride
Dumass make me famous? I’m gonna undertake him,
I ain’t behind the eight ball dude, I rack ‘em and break ‘em!
I’ll shock the world and make the Dum bitch fall,
And leave him like a clear pool table, with no balls!
U betta Tape Ur Fists And Take A Duck Dyn Lyke What Im Sayin
Well I Just Don’t Give A Naw Wait
I’m so over the top, I’m giving censors fits.
Forget the rap , let’s go to Hooters so we can grab some *raises Mic* -Word Lyfe-
Shyt I Kno My Style Weird But U kno its Phat Sooo Boo-Yah
ABOUT ME~ Well Here Is My Fun part....Ok Im Not From Canada Eww God No(Sorry Britt, And Another Canada Ppls I Cant Think Of Now Or If U Have Canada In Ur Blood I Just Lyke Picking On U Guys)~Ok Umm In Def Not Black...But I Got Black Friends So I Hang With My Ppls ....Ok Def Def Def Not Mexican Dats Gel Not Greese in My Hair Ok I Dont Carry Ennuf Greese With Me To Give A Fat Ass Chills LOL~~And I Dont Ride In Pick-Up Trucks And Hit Up On 13 Year Olds When Im 40!!! Come On Now Not Right( No Offense Becky)...Im Well 4 Now Riding Round In My Mom's Mini Van Hollering At my Peeps Lol~~ Hey Now Dont Hate Ok Ima Soon be Riding Round In My Tricked Out Cellica Hehe Hell Yea...Pumping New Shit Lol Ohhh Yea....Ok I Enjoy Both Rap And Alterntive Rock Soo U can Throw On Eminem, Snoop Dog, Dr. Dre, Sum Jay-Z Songs,& John Cena( U Dont Know Whit Boy Stuff He Cool Tho) Or Uhh Sum 41,Blink 182,Trapt,Saliva,Def Lepard,Metalica,Puddle Of Mudd Ect... Den Ill Be Fine...Ok Umm Im real Sweet I Hear Uhh....Funny as Hell:p Smart(Shut Up Sammie)Sexxy(Am Not Sammie)I Hear Im A Perfect Angle(Really Hush Sammie) nd Not Naughty(sammie Shhhhh);) Soo This It 4 Now Ill add More When I Have Time ~~Peaces Out PPls -Word Lyfe-
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