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So any way... can any one tell me whats happening in the picture with the cats on?...
It all started when the changed the cat food...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Summers nerly here, make sure you all have a refreshing drink nearby
JOKE
Two military guys go into a restroom. One is in the Navy and the other is a Marine. When they are done, the navy guy goes to the sink and starts to wash his hands, while the Marine starts to leave.
The Navy guy yells to the Marine, "The Navy teaches us to wash our hands."
The Marine yells back, "The Marines teach us not to piss on ours!"
I dont know how to drive, but im pretty sure its not like this!
This is just damn cool!
I dont know about you but this scares me... alot...
Oh No! it seems this guys got a razorblade in his face! Another accident shaving....
The kids are getting weirder... And i thought santa was a nice jolly old fellow... boy how wrong was i!
But its things like this that give out the wrong impression...
But can "Big G" reclaime his place?...
Ok its abit more stylist but your really gonna have to try harder...
Thats just down right dirty God! Satan had it first!
Not another rival!!
Lets hope they get the message now!
Dont you just hate it when this happens!
Uh Oh! Dads at it again!
I think grandma went a bit over the top this time...
ANOTHER JOKE
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin
from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin
came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about
her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
You have to love this! (no hover image text for this one)
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