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BASIC INFO~
sex~female age~17 eye~hazel hair~blond(for now) type of person~jock sport~basketball best friends~TWATTY(jenna) BROTHER/EX-HUSBEN (willis) nickname~floozey status~don't have boyfriend
FAVS~
food~ice cream movie~cry baby song~she thinks his name is john singer~reba and dixi chicks part of own body~butt part of male body~to many to count
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF~
You don't understand why Bo and Luke never tried to get it on with Daisy.
You're still upset that they canceled "The Dukes of Hazzard".
You have all the "Dukes of Hazzard" episodes on tape.
You can give a summary of all the "Dukes of Hazzard" episodes.
You can name all the characters from the "Dukes of Hazzard".
You recite lines from "The Dukes of Hazzard".
You think The Dukes of Hazard t.v. series is based on a true story
You think the only tools "real men" need are duck tape and caulk, and you have sucessful repair projects to prove it.
You name your car the General Lee.
You've ever stood outside a K-mart for more than an hour arguing with the manager about the shirt and shoes law.
You've ever gone Christmas shopping at the dollar store.
You think the tobacco companies have done nothing wrong.
You can legaly purchase beer in grade school.
You've ever shoplifted Spam.
You prefer the Sears catolog to Charmin. .
You keep a chainsaw in the trunk "just in case".
You've given your gun a woman's name.
You speak English as a second language to Redneck.
You think that crushing beer cans on your forehead will attract women. (and it usually works)
You claim that beer provides all of the essential vitamins you need to make it through the day.
You once had to have a wad of chew surgically removed from the inside of your cheek.
You are wanted in ten counties for cow-tipping.
You don't think Jeff's jokes are funny
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