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B-Chan's World
B-Chan: Hiya folks! You came to visit me? Boy, you must be bored. It's okay though, I'm flatterd that you've made it to my corner of the internet. I've got some warnings for ya though, and my lovely Official Voice Bob is going to tell them to ya.
Official Voice(Bob):My name is not Bob. Warning, the world upon which you are entering is the world belonging to the person referred to as B-Chan. She's also referred to by other not so polite names by other people, but we won't get into that. It is not the safest world to be visiting, but stick to the path and you'll probably be okay. Probably? ::looks at B-Chan (voices can do that.):: Probably? Are you *trying* to scare people away?
B-Chan: I tell it like it is. Now please continue.
Official Voice(Bob): Ahem, anway, you'll probably survive. Not everything in this site will make sense. This is due to the fact that the web mistress doesn't make much sense. It has nothing to do with you. So please don't adjust your tv sets. huh? ::looks at B-Chan and continues after getting a raised eyebrow:: You should also be warned, due to the fact that B-Chan is a Hentai Yaoi Fan Girl, there will be hentai and yaoi content. For those of you who do not understand these words, B-chan will explain these as well a few more which may come up.
B-Chan: ::dressed in professer coat with glasses on, a chalk board, and a pointer:: ::points to first word:: Yaoi, a Japanese word which roughly translated means "boy love." For those of you who need more clarification, it means homosexual male situations, such as kissing and further. ::points to next word:: Hentai, is also a japanese word, all of these are, hentai basically means, perverted or pervertedness. Stuff like that. I believe Fan Girl is easy enough to figure out without my help. ::points at next word:: Anime, is Japanses animation. Also known as Japanese cartoons, but I do wish you wouldn't refer to it that way for it makes me cringe when people do so. For anime has things such a long going plot or character depth. It really is a higher quality than Bugs Bunny. As much as I like Bugs. 4th word! ::points:: Manga, Japanese comics, but like the animation, that and yet, so much more. Bishounen, which I believe is translated to "pretty boy" and man, do they mean it. Anime/Manga has some very attractive males. Or females if that's your thing. Of course it really depends on your personal taste, but I enjoy the yummy bishies. ::huggles plushies of various bishounen::
Official Voice(Bob): Ahem!
B-Chan: ::looks up:: Oops. ::puts plushies away and goes back to stern professer mode:: Unfortunently they aren't all bishounen. Oh well,you win some, you lose some. Anyhoo, that's all I've got for now. Back to you Bob.
Official Voice(Bob): For the last time, my name isn't Bob.
B-Chan: Whatever Bob. :-D
Official Voice(Bob): ::glare:: Now that you have been properly informed of all the dangers of B-Chan's world. You are free to explore. If you've made it to the end of this intro/warning, congratulations. Also, one more warning, B-Chan can't spell or type worth her life, so there may be various mistakes. She apolagizes before hand. Thank you, and enjoy.
P.S. B-Chan's world also has corrupted gravity, so watch out for rocks. They hurt.
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