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Michael P. Simon
This is my web page (not yours). I am fourteen years old and extreemly cool. I am in the 9th grade. If you have useful or unusefull information you may send it to mikesimon777@msn.com and I will consider posting it on my web page. send things that you like and that you dont like just not ne thing bad. Also I would like to hear any new good jokes that you have heard and I will think about that. Feel free to ask questions and I will try to answer them.
contact me at mikesimon777@msn.com.
I recently recieved an e-mail from a mister Joseph A. Simon which stated:
Hey Mike!!!
this is the (in other words) best website ever. I mean you should put some thing thats (in other words) not intersting. Oh and mom says its time to eat, she made your favoite..........
It got to ugly after that..... very ugly arter that..... extreemely ugly after that. So, being my older brother I beat him up after that (wink). Well I will write to ya soon. Michael P. Simon
My brothers girlfrinds webpage is connected to the end of this one
My bro is cool some very few times
Any pretty single ladies out there please contact me at mikesimon777@msn.com, I would love to hear from you. Its my birthday April 4th.
.But Ashlee is cute. I like a girl at my school she is realllllllyyyyyyyy reeeeaaaallllllyyyyhottt. But Ashlee wants me to write more about her so she is cool.
My brother has a website devoted to the demise of the uprising of the mutant ninja mere cats and the maphia girl scouts who have made many encounters with the unexplained.at www.webspawner.com/users/jsimon964/index.html
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........................................
send me e-mails any e-mails. oh noooooo.
Anouncer:toon in next time to see what Michael oh noooooed about.
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I have to do a report on El Ninos and the Golopogos monster and the relation between them both. ps. the golopogos monster is also known as the thing-thing. Who dreams of living in my closet.ahhhh its trying to chop me. its got two mouths. This is getting boring.I am not boring. Write to ya later today
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Later Today:
You'll never believe what happend today I was kiknapped not kidnapped but kiknapped. Dont ask, but if you must know some one napped my kicks. See I was walking home from this amazing soccer game my team won of course. when Michael Jordan ,since we have the same shoe size, he asked to borrow my shoes, then he ran off into a street sign which he broke and I never saw him again. force to walk home bare footed. But not for long hahahahahahahahaha (cough) (ahem)
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News flash:
News actually stands for north east west south I believe.
well back to our News Flash. a couple reportedly saw Big foot today on some sort of alien space craft along with Elvis and the keebler elves. We are checking out this acuzation as we speak.
be be doo bum dee be dummm bebebebedededododododododdededededededbe.
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mikesimon777@msn.com
but I am very sure you will agree with me when I say this is (jessica take notes on how I spell this) extremely
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
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Story By not Joe:
The Adventures of Captain Nemo The Vain(ly coo) the edited version
Captains Log: Entry #88-490(no k that sounds like english money)
Ok, so lastnight after having a boring conversation in Tall Girl's cabin, which by the way has a nice view of KL-96 (stupid name that was joe), about her having a super huge absolutly titanic crush on me, which I suspected with my new hair-do and cool super hard gel, I Captain Nemo, walked back to the bridge and gave Lieutenant Joe the order to send Tall Girl to the Brigg so she wouldn't stalk me again tonight. Joe asked me what i didn't like about her. And I said "She is just too tall for me, and besides that... she's really tall. And so Joe was like, "Oh ya I forgot, she is tall." Joe, lacking enough sense to discern the qualities in a girl that makes her attractive and unattracive had gone out with practically every girl on the ship, and I had gone out with every pretty girl on the ship. Joe never had a relationship last n e more than a week, but I... well... come to think of it neither did I. hmmm... Note to self: next relationship I'm in, wait till at least a week and a day to dump the looser, lol! Some people call me vain, conceited, pompus, etc. but those are only the ones that have gone out with me, all the other girls call me a coo guy and lets not forget #@$!%& awsome, especialy Tall Girl who has had a creepy facination with me since I made the mistake of recruiting her onto my all-female crew (note to self: look up in captians command book to see if I can kick extremely obsessive girls off the ship), with the exception of Joe... well scratch that. she (Tall Girl) is the founder and president of the Captain Nemo Fan Club, that meets on every Monday at 6 pm in the broom closet, and the weird thing is we dont even have a broom closet, or even brooms for that matter. The club currently has one appreciated member (she kicks the rest out). Question: What kind of person has only one member in his/her fan club. Note to self: Dont ask questions that in some way insult me. Well, I guess I'd better get back to steering the ship, last time i let Joe steer, well, lets just say he likes to get reeeeal close to the new planets says nothin beats that smell.... gotta go! JOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
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That was a weird story about stuff and more stuff in space and CRAZY TALL girl.
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Todays topic is on the J-man (Joe for some of u freakishly dumb ppl) and his hairy legs. they are hairy,Next subject.ummmmmm..............................................Next subject is captian nemo he is in no way related or supposed to be me and joe is well he is joe, a dult,a stupid dultish feene. I was playing with my remote controlled car resterday when I recieved a comission from pressident Bush to beat up my cat I said I would do it for my county but he broke my remote controlled corvette while we were talkin to me and he said to bill the white house and I said I thought the queen lived there. he then gave me the mailing adress of the white house which I think I should tell you all since u r my friends: 43 walliby way sydney isnt that koo I have the Presidents adress. c ya
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this is michael Simon 1ce again and I have some news since my last report. there are people out there who are after my life not to admire my unique qualities but to try and hurt me or worse...............................................................
oh your still here I thought u would have left by now but umm.......................................................................................................................................
dang u just dont get a clue. but Joeseph doesnt like my descorvories in the UNF nature trail in what I like to call the Lost Bum Civilazation where bums used to live in peace until the homeless came and devoured all of what they have worked so hard to acheive,lazyness, at least thats how I c it. but joe doesnt like my discovories and thats why I fear for my life o hello joe heh heh umm this isnt what u think nooooooooooooooo...............................................................................................................................................................................................
ha uve finally left.
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