Hi my name is (what) My name is (who) my name is (Scratch) Parker Melton. I was born on Sept. 3, 1985 and I am 15 years old. I live in Columbia, SC and it is boring as HELL! In this Page I will tell you how to be a player and I will shout out to all of my homies! Well here goes...PS: If you wanna know anything else about me or my page then E-mail me or Send me an IM if you have AOL or AIM. My screen names are: Ladiesman557, DaddyNoFun, YogiBear557, TigerBlood666, and SkewbieDew69.
Here is where I tell you how to be a PLAYER. I am not talking about sports, no, I am talking about WOMEN! "Women," as said by a man (me), "are the best thing since sliced bread and us guys can't live without them." Here are some ways to be a player and how to!!!not get caught!!!
Ten Commandments For A PLAYER
1) Don't EVER get two of thy women from the same place!
2) Never plan to go out with two of thy women in one day!
3) Never invite more than one of thy women to a party!
4) Never invite thy other woman's friends to the same party!
5) Play it cool if thou shall get cought!!!NEVER GET CAUGHT!!!
6) If there are two of thy women in the same area page both of them with their friends numbers!
7) Don't tell anybody that thou playeth ladies. YOU WILL GET CAUGHT!!
8) Never look at other women when you are out with another!
9) E-mail me if thy haveth a problem: Ladiesman557@yahoo.com
10) !!!!!DON'T GET CAUGHT!!!!!
Thou has read all???
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Here are some of my playa friendz:
Bryan Thomson, miss ya bro
Matt Rumfelt, Bubbas!
Jason Cureton, Sup my Brotha?
Nick Argo, not quite a playa but you are getting there!
Don Fisher, THE REAL LADIES MAN!!! Luv ya man.
Don Looney, truly a playa to be!
John Dozier, Hey baby! lol
Walker Cobb, uhhhhh...Hey!
Now some more people
Glenforest People
St. Georges People...I AM THE LADIES MAN!!!
Winterlight 25 People...RED SHINY SHIRT AND ORANGE OAKLEYS...THATS ME!!!
Teri Holden...Heeeeeey!!!
Christina Arrowood...Shoooo...
Amanda Thoburn...GET ONLINE MORE!!
Virgina Friends (you know who you are)
Skateland USA people (you know who you are)
Patty Holden- Retard
Soli Goldfield-Stone- Patty is dumb isn't she?
Marshall Mathers - people say I look like you, I don't think so!
All my x-women (you know who you are)
Spencer- Hot Chocolate!!!
Xan the man...TRU DAWG!!
Glenforest...SUCK MY 8=====D j/k
Cardinal Newman people I hate...EAT $HIT AND DIE YOU MOTHER FU(KERS
Natalie Metzer- Hey babe, Miss ya!
Savin' tha best 4 last -Whitney Grigg- "thing"...LOL
ANYONE I MISSED I AM SORRY
LUV,
Parker (PAKA) Melton
Well I think that is it! Don't forget to go to the links below...AND...DON'T GET CAUGHT
PEACE AND LOVE,
ME
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