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Here are emotions:
*) other black eye
;) wink
:) happy
B) glasses
~:) baby
---<--<# roses
[:] robot
:# braces
:* big kiss
:x kiss
((H)) hugs
?) black eye
:& tongue tied
Here's the story!!!!!!!!!!!
On the eighth day of the creation (because on the 6th He created the other Gods, and on the 7th He was too tired to do anything) Zeusy, God of all gods, found out that a God had invented Man. Zeusy did not like the idea of Man because He thought Man would dominate and drown everything. ”Man is evil! Who is responsible for this?” exclaimed Zeusy.
Meanwhile, down on earth, the animals are scanning God’s creation. ”He is hairless, furless, and useless,” declared the Fox.
On a veranda, Spag. ET. E., ruler of the dogs, is calling a meeting for all dogs to praise God. “Come brothers and sisters, let us pray to God, for He has created our new owner, Man,” Spag barked at the top of his lungs.
Nearing Spag. ET. E., the animals shouted,” This new creation has no hair. He’s pointless!”
“Who cares?! We need an owner to groom, feed, and take care of us! God has finally answered our prayers.”
“Wait, can the other animals and I confer to make a deal with you?” the fox said.
“Sure”, Spag said in an uncertain tone.
As the animals huddled, the fox whispered, “We need to send Man back to the heavens.”
“I know how”, said the monkey,” We’ll make a ladder and a deal with Spag. Ok?”
“Ok”, they all whispered.
“Spag,” the hippo started,” We’ll make a deal with you. We don’t hurt a hair on man if you give us man for two days.”
“Well, O.K., it’s a deal!” the new pet of Man said.
“Thank you, we knew you’d come clean”, the hyena said half laughing-half talking.
So all the animals receded into the dark depths of their domain.
The next day, the animals were working like mad. The koalas were busy finding bamboo (not the type they liked) for the ladder’s sides, and the dinosaurs were out foraging for bones for the ladder’s rungs. When they were done, it was clearly an amazing piece of art.
Later, they attempted to force Man up the ladder, but he used the gift of his opposable thumbs to thwart the animals.
A few minutes later, up in the clouds, the Gods were having a meeting.
“I have called this meeting to order for someone has invented a deadly, well, thing that will destroy everything,” Zeusy said.
You see, the only problem was that Zeusy was a little thickheaded, so he forgot that Tplentifulyimpotiblcreazion, God of Man, was the God of Man.
So the hours went by, and as they did, Zeusy started to unearth that Cof. E. E. wanted to make the world safe for the animals because he was God of making the world safe for anything that lives on it, and Tplentifulyimpotiblcreazion wanted Man to rule and dominate.
In the end, Tplentifulyimpotiblcreazion was drowned to death, and Man was imprisoned for approximately 5,000,000,000 years. That is why Man came after the animals.
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Some digital emotions and some stories
