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GAME SUMMARIES

March 24th, 2000 vs Stars

The Hawks playoffs begun of Friday night when the 8th place Hawks faced off against the 10th place Stars. The Hawks came into this came confident of a win, and they almost had it. Let's go into some detail about this game, which featured The Cameron Family and Chris Rink, as always, in attendance.

The first period was total domination by the Hawks. They took control of the game by having 2 goals, both were scored by Steve Eisler, assisted by Brook Szabo. After that, Matthew Stone put on by, from Greg Klein, and then Greg Klein scored on a hilite reel goal, in which he went coast to coast. "What can I say, it was a nice move," said Klein of his efforts, "But I'm going to have to start scoring more goals, I only have 87 goals and 42 assists this season". This period was played on a terrible ice surface in the Mahon Arena, and was probably the only reason the lowly Hawks left to the dressing room after 1, by the score of 4-1.

The second period was the beginning of the end for your Regina House Hawks. Not only did they almost blow a 3 goal lead, they went into the 3rd up 6-3. The Stars had confidence. Everything was going their way. Chad wasn't hitting, Curtis wasn't scoring, John-Boy was sucking...the list goes on and on - not to mention #7 is a crappy hockey player too. Jake Sawa, Hawks goaltender, had a few comments during the intermission: "Think about it, this isn't the same team as the last time we played them." Right. Whatever you say, Sawa. The fact of the matter is, it was 6-3, the Hawks were still in control, right?

The third period was a complete disaster area. The Hawks were charged with numerous penalties, but the obviosly biased offical. Hawks star player, Greg Klein, started to suck, even though he had already done his part, getting 2 goals and 2 assists, thus, beating most of the team's season stats in just 2 periods. The Stars showed they had heart, as they battled back and tied the game at 6. The game ended up being tied at 6, and nobody on the Hawks could believe it. The Hawks managed to blow the lead.

HAWKS QUOTES

(for 3/24/00 game vs. Stars)

Greg Klein: "HAWKS WIN, HAWKS WIN, HAWKS WIN!!!!!"

Curtis Cameron: *singing* "IIIIIIIII can't waaaaait for the daaaaaaay, when the Haaaaawks can never plaaaaaaaaaaay"

Chad Pasiechnyk: "Hahahahahhahahahahhaha"

Chris Rink: "LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS"

#7: "Yoooowzers"

Jake Sawa: "Think about it, it's not the same team as we played in Dysart"

Darren Dreher: "We fuckin suck"

Earl Cameron: "I don't even know why I come to these mother fucking games when this bullshit occurs"

#7: "OOOOOOOZERS! Oooweeeeeeee"

Stewart Stone: "Good game guys"

NEXT GAME

Monday, March 27th, 2000 vs Rebels

The Hawks will go into this game with a 0-0-1 playoff record, but it might as well be 0-1-0, which is the Rebels playoff record after losing to the Petes 5-4 on Monday the 20th. The Hawks and Rebels have faced eachother 4 times this year, with the Rebels winning 7-5, 7-4, tying 7-7, and the Hawks winning 9-4. Since the Hawks suck, I am going to predict a 10-3 loss, even though this is the battle for supremecy of House Hockey at Leboldus, between Greg Klein and the Rebels goaltender, Matt Mazer. Maybe if we hope, the Hawks can pull it off, but I doubt that they can.

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