EBW Extreme Backyard Wrestling
The Jew Cashew
Devoted Champion
Mr. Cashew was a famous wrestler from the EBW. He was the toughest S.O.B. He was always caught up doing the usual, killing Hollywood celebrities. When he wasn’t doing that well he was always doing that. His trademark was the star-o-davith.
He’s a great guy out of the ring (unless you’re a celebrity). In the ring he’s… well your dead.
He did help everyone on September 11 (he drove the planes). He donated 5,000 dollars to the tragedy (after he took all the money out of his account).
Aaron has resurrected him. If you’ve seen or heard him please call Aaron at 555-fake#. That’s 555-fake#.
EBW Contract
To be in the EBW you must agree to the following things:
Ø You are fully under control of owners Devon Balas and Michael Smith
Ø Suspensions and firings will also be in full control of the owners
Ø Joining commits to one full year of wrestling
Ø Contract valid only through April 14, 2003 unless notified otherwise
Ø Any unsportsman-like conduct will be handled in a suspension form the EBW
Ø Must always come prepared with own equipment
Ø No chickening out over any moves
Ø You’ll get hurt but NO chickening out
Ø You must not miss over 2 weeks practices or shows
Ø No screwing around with peoples matches
Ø Any change of this contract will cause an auto firing
Ø No refusal or quitting of a match you were booked in
Ø Must be fully trained to wrestle being tapped
Ø Must have your own gimmick ready to go by the time we start taping
Ø No steeling other peoples gimmicks or there’s a $5.00 fine
Ø If you don’t pay any fines you’re gone ( Within 7 days)
Ø No whining
Ø Must have fully trained announcers and commentators
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