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Aaron-The MASTA!
I live in Long Beach Ny, and I also have a myspace-www.myspace.com/aaronbchick, which, incidentally, sucks and I put a link to here on it, and an email-doublearocka@hotmail.com
I have an AIM screen name, but to avoid to many people IM-ing me, send me an email and request it. My MySpace is here.
I read a lot, I like Tom Clancy, JRR Tolkien, Richard Matheson,and JK Rowling. I watch Family Guy, South Park, Futurama, and the Simpsons.
Whatever You Do, Don't Click On This!
I'm also into comedy, here are some things i got from different places:
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
If people from Utah are called Utohns, then what are people from Tampa called?
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton. 60% said, "Never again!"
You know you're drunk when...
1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.
4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream
5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.
7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case Coincidence?!?!?
8. Two hands and just one mouth now THAT'S a drinking problem
9. Every woman you see has an exact twin.
10. You fall off the floor
Military Inteligence, Jumbo Shrimp, Cold Sweat, Civil Disobedience, Boneless Ribs, Detailed Summary, Wireless Cable, Vibrating Ringtone, Speed Limit, Social Outcast, Silent Alarm, Safety Hazard, Healthy Tans, Useful Oxymorons...
Creepy much...lol
Would You Like An Apple Pie With That?
So Hard! See how far you can get...
Check out my other jokes.
Check out my Pics
Ever frustrated by school blocks? Try these links to some good sites-
Andkon
AllDumb
This is Broken
newgrounds.com
resident evil.com
gamewinners.com
Send E-Mail to: doublearocka@hotmail.com
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