Quotes To Live By:
"Are you kidding me...there's nothing better, on a hot day, after mowing the lawn, than coming in and sitting down and having my mom bring me a Diet Coke."
"You're a fastball pitcher...cut it loose"
After Pursuing My Career As A Statistics Guru I Decided To Focus My Efforts On A New Endeavor....Political Columnist For The Philadelphia Enquirer. After Realizing My Skills Were Sub-par Compared To Other Writers, As Well As The Slick Conditions On The Palms Of My Hands As A Result Of Hand Cream Abuse Which Made It Nearly Impossible To Type, I Turned My Passion To Poetry. On January 30, 2001, While Listening To The Bee-Gees And Stroking My Flowing Locks Of Silky Chestnut Hair,I constructed the following work of my innermost imntimate feelings...The Following Poem Is Entitled:
"They'll Be Sorry"
The kids all laugh and point and jeer
Never have I ever received a cheer.
Everyone talks and says bad things
But nobody thinks of how it stings.
I've given my life to what I love
And I am as harmless as a little dove.
But I still have to deal day after day
With all of the negative things students say.
Even the team that I coach each spring
Insists on harassing me about everything.
It's been the same thing now for years and years
I'm forced to go home with eyes full of tears.
Now tell me please what are the logistics
Behind torturing your beloved teacher of statistics...
A Special Thanks To G. David Pauley For All Of His Support And Guidance.
Also I Would Like To Thank All Those Students, And One Special Student Imparticular, Who Nominated Me For Educator Of The Year.
Finally I Would Like To Extend A Bittersweet Hello To Joe "Farewell" Farina Who May Be Gone But Will Never Be Forgotten. And Thank You Once Again Joe For Your Plane Ticket.
And Now I Will End On The Saddest Day Of My Life: 3/18/91 Minnesota L 7-36 (If Only That Was A Football Score)
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