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A Blonde girl goes to work one day crying because she found out her
mom had just died. Her boss asks her 'What's wrong? Why are you
crying?'. She replies 'I just found out that my mom passed away'. The
Boss decides to let her have the day off but she insists on working so
that she can keep her mind off her mom. A few hours later her boss
decides to check on her and he goes in to her office and see's her crying
histerically. He asks again 'Why are you crying?' she says 'My sister
called saying that her mom died too'.
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This brunette walked into this shoe store for blondes and she noticed
that TGIF was on all the shoes, she walked up to the sales clerk and said
Gee, blondes must really like Fridays! The clerk said why do you say
that? The brunette said because TGIF is on all the shoes! The clerk said
Nope that stands for TOES GO IN FIRST!!!
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There was a fire at the blond's house and she decided to call 911. So she
call's 911 all upset and crying "You have to come over and help me my
house is on fire." The fireman says "Ok, lady calm down, How do we
get there?" The blond states " DUH?? The BIG RED TRUCK."
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A Blond goes to a company party and wins a thermos for the doorprize.
she asks her co-worker, "What's a thermos?"
He says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
"Oh!" The next day at work, she brings it with her. Her boss, who is
also a blond, says "What's that?"
The Blond says "It's a thermos." Her boss asks her, "What's that?"
She says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." Her boss asks
her, "What do you have in it?"
The blond says, "Two cups of coffee and a pop-sickle."
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Why didn't the blonde change her babys diaper for a month?
Because the package said good for up to one month.
How is a blonde like a a bottle?
They're both eymty from neck up
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The blond bimbo was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As
she was leaving counting her $25, a man was leaving counting his
money. He had $40. She asked if he had some rare blood type that he
got more than she did. He said no, that he had donated sperm. The next
day the bimbo was back at the blood bank. The receptionist asked if she
was there to donate blood. The blond could only shake her head, as her
cheeks were bulging.
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How did the blonde die while drinking milk?
The cow fell on her.
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Three Blondes sitting at a bar. The were all chanting over and over "51
days...yes....51 days"...They were all so happy with each other. The
bartender was starting to become a bit curios when this occured for
quite a period of time.
He asked "You have been sitting here for 3 hours and all you say is 51
days...tell me why would three young ladies be sitting at a bar chanting
51 days ?"
"Well" replied on the girls"We today we completed a jigsaw puzzle that
took us 51 days"
"So!" replied the bartender.
Well...on the box it says 3 - 5 years !" said the blonds.
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A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a
Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the
machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for
a few minutes before stopping and her and asking if someone else could
have a go. The blonde spins around and shouts: "Can't you see I'm
winning?!"
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What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back!
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What does a U.F.O. and an intellegent blonde have in common?
You always hear about them... but you never see them!
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What is it when you hear this:
Vroom. Screech! Vroom. Screech! Vroom. Screech!
A blonde at a blinking red stoplight.
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BLOND INVENTIONS
1.The solar power flashlight
2. Dehydrated water
3.Fire proof matches
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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave to her.
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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
Who knows it has never been done!!!!!!!
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Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain
announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There
is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than
scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed
and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we
can fly just fine on two engines."
An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and
our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we
still have one engine left."
A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and
remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
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A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar and watching the 11:00 P.M.
news. A man is standing on the ledge of a high-rise building,
contemplating suicide.
The brunette says to the blonde: "I'll bet you $20.00 that the man jumps
off that building and commits suicide."
The blonde thinks for a moment then replies: "OK, you're on!"
They watch for a few minutes and sure enough, the man jumps off the
ledge. The blonde sighs and reaches for her wallet, but the brunette
stops her, saying: "I can't take your money - I feel too guilty. I have to
confess that I watched the 6:00 P.M. news this evening and I knew that
the man would jump."
The blonde replied: "Oh! I watched the 6:00 P.M. news too, but I didn't
think he'd jump off again!"
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A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street. The brunette says,
"Look, a dead bird."
The blonde looks up and says, "Where!!"
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