It's a day wasted if you haven't laughed. Laughter is internal jogging. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet. I see it too often as a catholic priest. We don't laugh enough. Too many frowns. Too many moaners, complainers, bellyachers, whiners, and miserable people out there! (priest included) It's time to laugh. A good laugh. A belly laugh. It has the same effect that jogging does. So if you don't want to jog, laugh.

Here's some jokes to keep you quacking up:......

A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter can tell he isn't too happy. He asks the man why? The man replies, "I love football and I died right before a football game." Saint Peter says, "stop your worrying. We have football right here in heaven. Come and see our stadium." Well the man was awestruck when he saw this beautiful stadium. Millions of people watching the game. However he was confused. All the players had white robes on with letters. So he asked Saint Peter. "What is QB mean?" "Oh, that's the Quarter Back." "How about TB?" "Oh, that's the Tail Back." "Who is the guy walking back and forth on the sidelines with JP?" "Oh, that's God, he thinks he is Joe Paterno."

A Cardinal runs and tells the Pope, "Holy Father, Jesus is coming, what do we do?" The Pope replies, "Look busy."

A man is walking on the beach and he sees a bottle. He opens it up and out comes a genie. The genie tells him, "any wish you want, I will grant, think hard and long, you only get one." The man says,
"I want to go to Hawaii. I am afraid to fly and afraid to go by ship, can you build me a highway from California to Hawaii." The genie says, "son, that's impossible, give me another request." "Okay, I am about to get married, can you help me understand woman?" The genie thinks and ask, "how many lanes do you want it the highway?"

Husband and wife are having a difficult time in their marriage. They go to see a marriage counselor. After about one hour in the session the Doctor gets up and gives the wife a big hug. He tells the husband, "your wife needs this everyday." The husband says, "okay Doc, I can bring her in her monday, wednesday, and friday."

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