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here's som funny jokes:

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?When she has to chew before she swallows.

Two cowboy dudes were drinking in a bar & talking about sex.

The 1st cowboy says he likes to do it rodeo style.

The 2nd cowboy asks how do you do it rodeo style?

The 1st cowboy explains, "Get her in bed on all fours, doggie style & whisper in her ear, "Your sister likes it this way too." Then try to hold on for 8 seconds."

here's a blonde joke(hahahaha):

There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest swimmer. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.

Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms."

here's 2 more funny jokes
A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey to have a drink. The monkey starts running all over the bar eating everything in site, a couple olives some lime slices and the cue ball off the pool table. The bartender yells at the guy did you just see what your monkey did? The guy says no, so the bartender tells the man and the man said that damn monkey is always eating everything I'm sorry let me pay for the damages and leave. A week later the guy returns to the bar with his monkey and as soon as he sits down the monkey jumps up on the bar and grabs a maraschino cherry and sticks it up his ass then eats it, well the bartender was just disgusted at this and yells to the man did you just see what your monkey did? And the man says yes ever since he swallowed that cue ball he measures everything first!

Why would you not want to be an egg? Well it takes ten minutes to get hard, you only get laid once and the only one who sits on your face is your mom.