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~Falcon's Cute Quotes~
~Win as if ur used to it lose as if u like it for a change
~U must be a parking ticket cause u have fine written all over u
~So ur the bitch who told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch, to call a bitch a bitch, BITCH
~im fellin a little off today, ne one wanna turn me on
~missing someone gets easier every day, because even though it's one day further from the last time u saw them, it's one day closer to the next time u will
~a person who is on top of a toilet is high on pot
~dream as if u'll live forever, live like ur going to die today
~I'm not insane I'm normal in a screwed up society
~kisses sperad germs and germs r hated but kiss me baby I'm vaccinated
~once I dropped a tear in the ocean the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving u
~men r like public toilets, either taken or full of crap
~the door is always open so feel free to leave
~a friend is someone who will see u cry a true friend is someone who has a soggy shoulder
~don't upset me I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
~I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute
~click ur heals and say " I need a life, I need a life"
~everyone is capable of pleasing a person, some by walking in some by walking out
~friends help u move, real friends help u move bodies
~my mom told to me never take candy from strangers, but strangers have the best darn candy!
~there is a total difference between me & you I have skill you have problems your so ugly you make blind people cry!
~ Computers: Hmm-well..it freezes up on me, it plays games w/me,& i can turn it on w/ a push of a
button..yah! ~ pretty much call it a guy!
~great parties all the time ,bestfriends every night,go to hell or go to heaven, who cares we're the class of 2007
~guys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken
~to the world u might be one person u to one person u might be the world
~you can fall from the sky, u can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me
~a hottie with a body needs a cutie with a booty
~never frown cause u never know when someone is in love with ur smile
~a hearts not a toy, but if u want it to be played and broken, give it a boy
~god made rivers, god made dirt, god made boys so I can flirt
~do not walk in front of me I may not follow, do not walk behind me I may not lead, just walk beside me and be my friend
~I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends, I'm surrounded by angels, I call them my friends
~love hurts when the only one u love is in live with someone else
~you can only hold onto someone's hand for awhile, but make sure you hold on to there heart forever
~do u believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by u again?
~its okay to kiss a fool, its okay to be kissed by a fool, but don't be fooled by a kiss
~somewhere there's someone who dreams of ur smile, and finds in ur presence that life is worth while. So when u r lonely remember it's true somebody somewhere is thinking of u
~I know milk does the body good but damn how much did u drink?
~i'm not a complete idiot some parts r just missing
~its not easy being me, but its funny watching u try
~act ur age not ur shoe size
~i didn't ask to be a princess but hey if the crown fits
~ Don't look at me in that tone of voice
~I don't swim in ur toilet so don't pee in my pool
~daddy's little girl , but not the girl that daddy knew, Daddy's little, daddy didn't have a clue
~laugh alone and the world thinks ur an idot
~time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all the students
~reality is where the pizza delivery guy comes from
~he who laughs last thinks slowest
~i smile because i have no idea whats going on
~friendship is just a word but girls give it a meaning
~did u fall from an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?
~be more concerned about ur character then ur reputation cause ur character is who u r and ur reputation is what others think of u
~I wasn't kissing him a was just telling hos lips a secret
~My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states
~one day ur prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions
~before u criticize someone u should walk i mile in their shoes this way when u criticize them ur a mile away and u have their shoes
~ in some cultures what i do is considered normal
~what a shame, it looks like the ugly fairy kissed u on both cheeks!!!
~if women were made to chase men don't u think god would have made men worth chasing
~guys don't say ex they say next
~next time u think ur perfect, ask urself if u can walk on water
~flowers and prickers grow out of the same dirt
~don't say last one there is a rotten egg until ur absolutely sure theres a slow kid behind u
~if u r going to draw on the wall do it behind the couch
~it's more fun to color outside the lines
~a day without sunshine is like night
~a pencil without an eraser might as well be a pen
~a penny saved is not much
~why r the words i love you, I'm sorry, and goodbye so easily pronounced but so hard to say
~don't cry cause its over smile because it happened
~while ur standing there deciding if ur going to catch it the butterflies getting away
~if the kid isn't paying attention then maybe the person isn't worth listening to
~if u keep missing get closer to the basket
~its easier to spend the money in ur grandfathers pocket then the money in ur own
~it doesn't count if you swing the highest while being pushed
~every good has a better and every bad has a worse
~if the horse you draw looks like a dog then make it a dog
~don't take eight donuts if ur stomach can only hold two
~time is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer you get to the end the faster it unwinds
~everyone has a photographic memory some just don't have the film
~if all my friends were to jump off a bridge a wouldn't jump with them i would be at the bottom to catch them
~don't hate me cause i'm beautiful hate me because ur boy friend thinks i am
~don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, hate me because.... ok hate me cause I'm beautiful
~those who say sunshine bring happiness never danced in the rain
~gravity was not the reason i fell for you
~whats worse? a lie that brings a smile or the truth that draws a tear
~who in the world do u run to when the only person that can stop you're tears is the one who made you cry
~bestfriends are the siblings god forgot to give us
~the hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else
~don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you
~everything is ok in the end, if it isn't okay, then it isn't the end
~work like u don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like nobody's watching
~When I die, I want to be buried up-side-down so that the whole world can kiss my @$$!
~A Friend is not the person who bails you ou of jail. A friend is the person sitting next to you saying that was f***in awesome
~can I borrow your library card so I can check you out?
~Im not a bitch im the bitch and its miss bitch to you
~Remember... tomorrow is not guaranteed to any of us...so tell the people you care about how you feel before its to late
~A peach is a peach and a plum is a plum but a kiss ant a kiss with out some tongue so open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise
~the best kiss is a peck on the cheek from the guy of your dreams
~forget the trees forget the grass forget me ill kick your ass
~officer i swear to drunk i'm not god
~no one is a virgin life screws us all
~some guys act like dicks to make up for what they don't have
~your ass is grass and i'm the lawnmower
~I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night
~When a guy tells you to "SUCK IT"... turn around and say... "i hear its dangerous to put small things in my mouth"
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