Icp Lyrics of Song The Dating Game (Neden Game)
Dating Game Lyrics
Let's meet contestant number 1, hes a scistsco fratic serial killer clown who says, "Women love his sexy smile", let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon, sharon, what is your question? Contestant number 1, I believe first impressions last forever, so lets say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay....
Let's see, first i'd have to think about it, i might show up in a tux, HA, but i doubt, ill probaly just show up naked like i always do, and look your mom in the eye and tell her,Fuck You.
hurry up bitch, im hungry, i smell spaghetti, id pinch her nooby ass and tell her to get the food ready. Your dad would proably start trippin' and get me pissed,id have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lips, ITS DINNER TIME, were hearing grace from your mother,i pull my forty out and pour some for your little brother,im steady staring at your sister, ill tell you this, you know for only 13 shes got some big tits. after that your dad would probaly try to jump again, only this time i hold the fourty up to his chin, and after your mom does the dishes and the silverware, id try to fucker until i nut in my underware.
(Laughter and Clapping)
Now lets me contectant number 2, hes a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival, he says women call him, "stretch nuts",Sharon lets hear your question.
I like a man who is not afraid to show emotions,a man who expresses himself in his own special way, #2 if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know. First thing, I could never love you, you sound like a witchy bitch, yo Fuck You
But if i did id probaly show you that i care, by taking all these other mother fuckers outta here. Id go through you phone book and whack em all, and find contectant #1 and break his fucking jaw, (what!?!?). anyone who looked at you would ahve to pay, id be blowing fucking nuggets off all day. Id grab you titties and stretch down past your waste, let em go and watch both spring up in your face. id sing loves songs to ya, the best i can, and get you naked, and hit you like a CAVEMAN.
then we'd go to the beach and walk throguh the sand, id throw a little in your face and say im just playin, as you spit it all out ill rub your back, and grab your underware and wedge it up your asscrack.
(Laughter and Clapping, Mostly Laughter)
Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensitivity sharon, its a tough choice so far. sharon let have your last question and lets see which is gonna win the rights to your neden.
Ok, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick-up line be, whoever is the smoothest wins...
Ok, first, id slide up to the bar, and tell you i cant believe how fucking fat you are, and i love the way you make your titties shake, and if you lost a little weight youd look like ricki lake.
Fuck That, youd be docking me real quick. Id order you a drink and stir it with my dick, and to get your attention in a crowded place, id simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.
Yeah, freak her with your nuts that'll get her.
Tell her thats she fat, that will work even better.
Look, fuck you, i got a strong rash, you dont wont constestant #2 hes mad wack. I walked into a bar, and there he was, and standing up on a bucket, uwhwhw, tryin to fuck it, it was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama.
Damn Dawg, are you gonna dis your momma?
(Laughter and Piano)
THE END
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