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Another Fine Myth
These are the chapter quotes from the Robert Asprin book, Another Fine Myth
I. “There are things on heaven and earth, Horatio, man was not meant to know.” -Hamlet
II. “Things are not always as they seem.” –Mandrake
III. “The only thing more reliable than magic is one’s friend!” –MacBeth
IV. “Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel.” –Ulysses
V. “Only constant and conscientious practice in the Martial Arts will ensure a long and happy life.” –B. Lee
VI. “Attention to detail is the watchword for gleaning information from an unsuspecting witness.” –Insp. Clouseau
VII. “Is there anything in the universe more beautiful and protective than this simple complexity of a spider’s web?” –Charlotte
VIII. “In times of crisis, it is the utmost importance not to lose one’s head.” –M. Antoinette
IX. “To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader.” –Capt. Bligh (ret.)
X. “Man shall never reach his full capacity while chained to the earth. We must take wing and conquer the heavens.” –Icarus
XI. “One of the joys of travel is visiting new towns and meeting new people.” –G. Khan
XII. “First impressions are of a major importance in business matters.” –J. Pierpoint Finch
XIII. “The secret to winning the support of large groups of people is positive thinking.” –N. Bonaparte
XIV. “A little help at the right time is better than a lot of help at the wrong time.” –Tevye
XV. “Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never taken candy from a baby.” –R. Hood
XVI. “Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless.” –T. Edison
XVII. “The wonders of the ages assembled for you edification, education, and enjoyment—for a price.” –P.T. Barnum
XVIII. “No matter what the product or service might be, you can find it somewhere else cheaper!” –E. Scrooge
XIX. “By persevering over all obstacles and distractions, one may unfailingly arrive at his chosen goal or destination.” –C. Columbus
XX. “With the proper consideration in choice of allies, victory may be guaranteed in any conflict.” –B. Arnold
XXI. “One must deal openly and fairly with one’s forced if maxium effectiveness is to be achieved.” –D. Vader
XXII. “This is another fine myth you’ve gotten me into!” Lor L. and Har. D.
XXIII. “Since prehistoric man, no battle has ever gone as planned.” D. Graeme
XXIV. “Ya gotta be subtle!” –M. Hammer
XXV. “Just because you’ve beathen a sorcerer doesn’t mean you’ve beaten a sorcerer.” – Toth-Aamon
XXVI. “A woman, like a good piece of music, should have a solid end” –F. Schubert
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