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Quotes from my Friends
Hey here are some great quotes from me and my friends:
This one is from a book, but I don't have a separate page for the Bujold books yet:
"It wasn't enough that humans did something so difficult as learning to play a musical instrument. Then they had to do it in groups. While walking around. In complicated patterns. And then they competed with one another to do it even better." ~Diplomatic Immunity, Lois McMaster Bujold
"I'm not a fuckin' bat" ~Daveo, when he was trying to find stuff and the lights were turned off.
"It's four AM and I'm on coke!" ~Erica, talking about coca-cola
"I've never set a brownie on fire, but I'd love to try!" ~Me
"Rocks don't evaporate." ~Me, again
"Potentially lethal lawn funiture" from this book on Hurricane Andrew...hehe
"You need to have a big space in between the notes you should be able to fit 2 buses inbetween them. It should go do doo duuu 2 buses doo du dooo 1 bus..." ~Mr Leach (My band director)
"It's all lies, Mr. Grady, I hate math!" -Mike (ok, to understand this one, you have to know that every day in math class Mike told out teacher that he loved math to try to get out of homework. Every day we had homework, so one day, as Mike was leaving, he shouted this.)
"Chris, get your pants off your head." -Mr. Grady
(Chris has some of those pants that change from pants to shorts and was wearing the bottom portion on his head)
"The probability of someone watching you is directy proportional to the stupidity of your actions." -Mouse's gramma's fridge.
"The anatomy of a coconut is actually very intersting. That of a coconut is actually very similar to that of a llama." -Mouse
"Shut up! I can't see the TV!" -Mira's mom
"Dork" "What?" - sadly, me
"I watched fifty pages during history" -mouse
"I HATE soggy noodles!" -mouse
"Stop talking in Jibberish.....MOOOO!!" -me and mouse
"I'm..*sniff, sniff* the snale" Mouse
"ouch! the orange hurt me!" molly
"there are invisible people out there, I can see them!!" -Jessica
"Your hair licked me!" -mouse
"don't bash my nose in with a truck!" mouse
"You're either being very smart or very stupid. I can't ell which." -Jake (my bro) to mouse
"I'm very intelligent. Whoops! I dropped the paper towels" Mouse
"I love the camera....It just really sucks!" ~Maia
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