PPV: DUSTY TORNADO-HARDCORE HALLOWEEN '99

AHHH!!! WELCOME EWF FANS TO THE RESULTS OF THE EWF'S ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY, DUSTY TORNADO-HARDCORE HALLOWEEN!!! THIS WAS A GREAT PPV!!! AHHH!!!

MATCH 1
TALL TOM(STW CHAMP) VS. MALABU MARK
(UP DEATHMATCH FOR STW TITLE)
A NICE MATCH TO KICK OFF DUSTY TORNADO-HARDCORE HALLOWEEN!!! THIS WAS A NICE SHOWING OF EACH MAN'S OFFENSE. THE WHOLE FEDERATION WAS SUPPOSEDLY MAD AT THE OWNER, MALABU MARK FOR NOT CONTACTING THE WRESTLERS SOON ENOUGH, SO TOM WANTED THIS MATCH. IT SHOWED BOTH WRESTLERS' PATTONED MOVES. THE MATCH ENDED WHEN TALL TOM HIT THE PUMPHANDLE SLAM OFF THE TOP AND THE FACEBUSTER STUNNER OFF THE TOP FOR THE PIN.

MILKBONE INTERVIEW
MILKBONE CAME OUT AND SAID THAT HE HAD TWO LARIATED DISCS IN HIS NECK AND HE WAS MAD AT HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER, CJ. HE CHALLENGED CJ TO A HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH. CJ CAME OUT AND ACCEPTED. CJ SAID HE WAS MAD BECAUSE MILKBONE INTERFERED IN HIS MATCH AGAINST TALL TOM AT TOM BOTTOM '99. HE THEN SAID NWO NO MORE AND TORE HIS NWO SHIRT INTO TWO.

MATCH 2
CJ(HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP) VS. MILKBONE
(HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH)
A TRUE EWF CLASSIC!!! THE TWO TAG TEAM CHAMPS HAD A LOT OF ANGER TOWARDS EACH OTHER AND THEY SHOWED IT IN THIS MATCH. THIS WAS ONLY THE THIRD MATCH HEAD TO HEAD BETWEEN THESE TWO. THEY THREW EVERYTHING THEY HAD AT EACH OTHER. MILKBONE WENT FOR THE MELKDOWN BUT LOST HIS BALANCE NAILING CJ'S HEAD AGAINST A FOREIGN OBJECT AND ALMOST DROPPING HIM ON HIS NECK. MILKBONE REVERSED A CJ NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX INTO A GREAT DDT. CJ HIT HIS USUAL AERIAL AND POWER MOVES (CHINESE SUITE), BUT MILKBONE WOULDN'T GIVE UP, HITTING A NICE MILKBONE PILEDRIVER. CJ TURNED A SPICOLLI DRIVER INTO A BEAUTIFUL DDT. AFTER MANY REVERSES AND TWISTS AND TURNS, CJ MANAGED TO FINALLY HIT A GREAT TORNADO DDT FOR THE WIN.

DUSTY INTERVIEW
DUSTY CAME OUT AND SAID THAT HE WAS THE FIRST CRUZERWEIGHT CHAMP AND HE WAS GOING TO BE THE LAST. HE CALLED OUT CJ, THE COMMISH, AND RETIRED THE BELT.

MATCH 3
DUSTY(X-TREME CHAMP) VS. MILKBONE VS. MALABU MARK
(STAIRWAY TO HELK MATCH FOR X-TREME TITLE)
IT WAS ORIGINALLY SCHEDULED TO BE A TABLE MATCH BUT THERE WERE LAST MINUTE CHANGES MADE. THIS WAS A NICE MATCH. NICE MOVES BY ALL MEN. AT ONE POINT MILKBONE TOOK DUSTY IN THE BACK WHILE MALABU MARK WENT AND GRABBED THE BELT. THEN THE COMMISH, CJ, REPORTED THAT IT WOULD NOW BE A ONE FALL MATCH. THIS RAISED SOME EYEBROWS. WAS CJ STILL IN CAHOOTS WITH MILKBONE OR DID HE WANT TO HELP DUSTY? SOME TIME INTO THE MATCH DUSTY WENT UP TOP AND MILKBONE HIT A DEVASTATING SPICOLLI DRIVER. DUSTY LATER SAID THAT HE WAS PARALYZED FROM THE WAIST DOWN FOR A COUPLE OF SECONDS. IN THE END MALABU MARK HIT A SWINGING BULLDOG AND A FACEBUSTER ON MILKBONE FOR THE WIN. CJ COULDN'T SCREW HIM NOW.

MATCH 4
CJ(HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP) VS. TALL TOM VS. MILKBONE
(ELIMINATION TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE)
THIS WAS A GREAT MATCH!!! MASSIVE OFFENSE BY EVERYONE. MILKBONE HIT A NICE DDT OFF OF A CJ NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX OFF THE TOP. TALL TOM HIT SOME NICE MOVES OFF THE TOP IN THIS MATCH. TOM SCRAPED A GATE ACROSS CJ'S HEAD. CJ HIT A GREAT JUMP OVER HEAD X-TREMENATOR. TALL TOM SOON ELIMINATED MILKBONE WITH A PUMPHANDLE SLAM OFF THE TOP. IT WAS ANOTHER CLASSIC MEETING BETWEEN TALL TOM AND CJ ONE ON ONE. TALL TOM SEEMED TO DOMINATE THE MATCH WITH SOME GREAT MOVES, BUT CJ WOULDN'T DIE OFF. CJ FINALLY CAME BACK AND HIT HIS PATTONED TORNADO DDT OFF THE TOP FOR THE WIN.

MATCH 5
nWo 2000(TAG TEAM CHAMPS) VS. DUSTY/TALL TOM
(TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH)
THIS WAS A CONFUSING MATCH. HOW WOULD THE nWo 2000 GET ALONG? WEREN'T THEY BROKE UP? HOW WOULD THE TWO FORMER TAG CHAMPS, DUSTY AND TALL TOM GET ALONG? WHO WOULD PREVAIL? IT STARTED WITH MILKBONE VS. DUSTY. DUSTY SEEMED TO DOMINATE. MILKBONE SAID HE WOULD NEVER TAG CJ SO CJ TAGGED HIMSELF IN. IT WAS HIM VS. TALL TOM. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN IT WAS A BIG BRAWL, WITH NONE OF THE FOUR MEN GETTING ALONG. DUSTY SHOWED THE BEST OFFENSE IN THIS MATCH. CJ HAD A GATE SET TO DDT TALL TOM ONTO IT AND MILKBONE TRIED TO HELP HIM. CJ PUSHED HIM AWAY BUT RIGHT BEFORE CJ HIT THE DDT MILKBONE JUMPED IN AND MADE IT A DMDD. CJ PINNED HIM AND GOT INTO A SHOVING MATCH WITH MILKBONE. MILKBONE SAID THAT HE WAS CJ'S PARTNER WHETHER HE LIKED IT OR NOT. HOW ARE THESE TWO MEN GOING TO COINCIDE?

MAIN EVENT-MATCH 6
CJ(HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP) VS. DUSTY VS. MALABU VS. TALL TOM VS. MILKBONE
(DUSTY TORNADO FOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE)
THIS WAS AN EXCELLENT MATCH!!! CJ WAS PICKED FIRST TO GO WITH DUSTY SECOND. THIS WAS A GOOD MATCHUP. THEY BOTH SHOWED SOME GREAT MOVES. CJ GRABBED A KENDO STICK AND STARTED HITTING DUSTY WITH IT. THEY BOTH SHOWED SOME MOVES, MOST NOTABLY THE DUSTY FACEBUSTER LEGSWEEPS. MALABU MARK CAME IN NEXT. HE SHOWED SOME NICE OFFENSE AT FIRST (BOXSHOTS) BUT SOON FELL VICTIM TO THEY GREAT MOVES BY DUSTY AND CJ. TALL TOM WAS THIRD IN THE ORDER. THIS IS WHERE THE MATCH STARTED GETTING VERY INTERESTING. CJ AND TALL TOM BATTLED BACK AND FORTH. THEN CJ BROUGHT OUT SOMETHING DUSTY WILL NEVER FORGET.........
A STAPLE GUN. HE NAILED DUSTY RIGHT IN THE HEAD AS DUSTY SCREAMED IN PAIN. THIS WAS TRULY X-TREME!!! MILKBONE CAME IN LAST AND IT TURNED INTO A BIG BRAWL. GREAT ACTION AT THIS POINT. MALABU MARK WAS THE FIRST ELIMINATED BY MILKBONE WITH THE SPICOLLI. AT ONE POINT IN THE MATCH CJ EVEN WHIPPED OUT A SINGAPORE CANE. HE SMACKED DUSTY RIGHT ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD. HE THEN ACTUALLY BROKE IT OVER DUSTY'S HEAD. THEY ARE BOTH VERY X-TREME!!! DUSTY EVEN POWERBOMBED CJ OFF THE TOP. STILL MORE GREAT ACTION. DUSTY SHOWED INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF OFFENSE. THEN TALL TOM WAS ELIMINATED WITH THE TORNADO DDT FROM CJ. CJ THEN ELIMINATED MILKBONE WHEN HE REVERSED THE SPICOLLI DRIVER INTO A NICE TORNADO DDT. THERE WERE TWO MEN LEFT...CJ AND DUSTY. ONE WOULD LEAVE AS THE EWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. WHO WOULD IT BE? CJ WAS THE BEST BET SINCE HE ELIMINATED BOTH TALL TOM AND MILKBONE. THIS WAS A CLASSIC BATTLE BACK AND FORTH. CJ HIT A NICE GREAT WALL, BULLCORN, AND THE GREATEST GREAT FALL HE HAS EVER PERFORMED. EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS OVER BUT DUSTY KICKED OUT. CJ HIT EVERY MOVE POSSIBLE. CJ WAS GOING FOR THE TORNADO DDT. IT WAS SURELY GOING TO BE OVER. BUT DUSTYREVERSED IT INTO THE GREATEST DUSTY TORNADO EVER FOR THE MAJOR UPSET. DUSTY BECAME THE NEW EWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! HE HAS FINALLY DONE IT.


NOVEMBER 30TH'S TOOZDAY NITE FITEZ:

MATCH 1
MALBU MARK(OWNER) VS. MILKBONE & FUSCHIA NINJA
(HANDICAP MATCH FOR THE EWF OWNERSHIP)


DECEMBER 4TH'S HARDCORE HOUSE SHOW:

MATCH 1
DUSTY(HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP) VS. CJ VS. TALL TOM
(TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE)
THIS MATCH WAS MADE BECAUSE CJ WAS UPSET BECAUSE HE HURT HIS LEG BEFORE HE COULD DESTROY DUSTY THE NIGHT BEFORE. IT OCCURED AT THE OFFICIAL HARCORE HOUSE ARENA. YOU COULD TELL THAT CJ'S LEG WAS REALLY BOTHERING HIM BECAUSE HE HAD MINIMAL OFFENSE AND HAD TO BRAWL. THE MATCH STARTED AS TALL TOM GAVE CJ HIS PUMPHANDLE SLAM OFF THE TOP. TALL TOM AND DUSTY WORKED ON CJ AND HIS LEG. THEY THEM TOOK IT INTO THE BACK. CJ GRINDED AND SLAMMED DUSTY'S HEAD INTO A COUNTER. DUSTY BEAUTIFULLY HIT TALL TOM ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH A PIZZA BOX MAKING A HUGE MESS. THEN THEY TOOK IT DOWNSTAIRS. DUSTY RAN DOWN THE STAIRS INTO THE BASEMENT AS TALL TOM THREW CJ DOWN THEM. CJ THREW DUSTY ACROSS THE ROOM INTO THE CEMENT WALL. TALL TOM FOLLOWED WITH A HANDY BROOM HE USED IT ON DUSTY THEN CJ STOLE IT FROM HIM AND ALSO USED IT ON DUSTY. THEY ALL BRAWLED TO THE MAXIMUM AS DUSTY GAVE CJ A DEVASTATING CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD. THEY THEN TOOK IT UPSTAIRS AGAIN AS TALL TOM GOT CAUGHT BEHIND. DUSTY WORKED ON CJ AND OUT OF THE BLUE NAILED A DUSTY TORNADO OFF OF THE TOP FOR THE THREE COUNT. WILL CJ BE ABLE TO PERFORM AT THE NEXT PPV? IF HE DOES, WILL HE BE EFFECTIVE? TO FIND OUT TUNE INTO X-TREME X-MAS DECEMBER TO REMEMBER 1999, THE LAST EWF PPV OF THE CENTURY.

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