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Dripping Cows
Ah yes the well known conversational topic of Cows, what wonderful creatures they are, so animal like, and such nutritous gourmet meals they tend to have for their breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper.......mmmmm yummy, such as grass....hmm grass...oh yes and hmmm grass! anyways life as a cow can be very interesting indeed, theres nothing like having your own scratching pole for your ass and other bits and bobs that come floating your way, ah that good old thing called barb wire, what ingenious thick headed moron of mankind invented that crap, really what must he have been on, personally its a pain in the ass when you tend to get a bit of metal stuck behind your back leg and inbetween your two front legs, the amount of times I've had to call the vet to remove it, ouch my brain hurts even at the thought of it. Furthermore might I remind all future farmers out there, we do not in any form or appearance do we resemble horses, therefore when placing a small wooden bar in front of us and repeating the words "go on me son, show us what yer made off" will not drop what we're doing and automatically jump over that damn bar!! we do not sink as low as doing circus tricks and no matter how many times you attach wings to us we will not reinact the sequences from the RED BULL advert!!! anyway now its time for the old man to squeeze me udders and pump some of that good old sweet lovin milk, just to make your bones healthy and strong ye know.
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