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JOKES!
Jokes
1. Your sister is so fat, you need a rodeo clown to distract her when you bring home the groceries.
2. Yo mama so fat, she got called into war to be used as a weapon of MASSIVE destruction.
3. Yo mama so stupid, she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.
4. Your sister is so fat, she was spotted by the zoo manager, and he shouted "can someone please put Shamu back in the water!"
5. Yo mama so fat, she has a sign on her butt that says: This vehicle makes wide turns.
6. Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three sizes: Extra large, jumbo, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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BM&D prank phone calls.
Matt and Drew are two young men who have nothing better to do, than to make fun of people, make jokes, and make prank phone calls. Well todat, I, the narrorator, will give you some of the prank phone calls Drew and Matt made to the police.
BIGMATT:(p.s. making prank phone calls to the police is not cool. Drew and Matt are comidians who tell jokes that are both fiction and non-fiction. The prank phone calls that are listed on this page are non-fiction. DO NOT MAKE PRANK CALLS TO THE POLICE).
DREW:Damn!
911: 911, how can I help you?
1."Can you look in the reverse phone book and give me the phone numbers of all my moms neighbors."
2."Yes, I have a woman who is harrasing my front door."
3."what does it mean when yor p***s shrinks and turns bright red?"
4."Yeah, there's a mosse running around out here with a Easter basket stuck around its neck."
5. "Yes, this is the 7-eleven. I want to report a some juviniles sucking on the slurpie machine.
6."I'm going to kill myself if you don't get the power turned back on. My sixty parrots will die!"
7."I have an elderly lady here who has been in an accident. She was riding on a shopping cart and fell off."
8."My neighbor has power and I don't, it's a conspiracy!"
9."What are you wearing?"
10."Iv'e just been attacked by a six foot tall mosquito"
11."Is this the place I can get the cream that melts away fat?"
12."There's a baby cow running loose in my yard. You've got to kill it before it eats my children!"
13.My neighbors are praying way to loud"
14."Is it okay for a man to go to work in womens clothing?"
15."I took a laxaive last night, and now I have diarrhea."
16."Thee's an alien knocking on my door, what do I do?"
17."Yeah, I called earlier asking why my power was out, and you said that it was because of the storm. If that's so, how come I saw a car drive by my house and it's light were on?"
18."Yes, I've been raising my hand for two hours now, and the teacher hasn't called on me yet."
19."I'll give you 2 dollars if you pretend to be my girlfriend in front of my mom."
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