You Have Just Fallen Down The Rabit Hole
Alice tried another question. "What sort of people live about here?"
"In THAT direction," the Cat said, waving its right paw round, "lives a Hatter: And in THAT direction," waving the other paw, "lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad."
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
HELLO EVRYONE WHO REALLY MATERS......... AND HELLO TO EVRYONE WHO THINKS THEY MATTER............
I AM MONIKA.........
Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill.
YOU SEE I GOT REALLY BORED ONE NIGHT AND DECIDED TO MAKE THIS WEB PAGE...........
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
SO YOU SEE THIS WEB PAGE HAS NO REAL MEANING AT ALL ITS JUST A BUNCH OF SHIT TO AMUSE ME AND WELL IF IT AMUSES YOU TOO THEN YOU MUST BE AS BORD AS ME.........
Generally speaking, it's a matter of only mild intellectual interest to me whether the earth goes around the sun or the sun goes around the earth. In fact, I don't care a rat's ass either way.
NOW THATS SAD......
Is there a God? Who knows? Is there an angry unicorn on the dark side of the moon?
WOULD YOU LIKE YO KNOW A BIT ABOUT ME????
Belief? What do I believe in? I believe in sun. In rock. In the dogma of the sun and the doctrine of the rock. I believe in blood, fire, woman, rivers, eagles, storm, drums, flutes, banjos, and broom-tailed horses...
OK... UMMMM... NO
When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained
I'M TO LAZY TO TIPE THAT BORING SHIT OUT....
The world's as ugly as sin, And almost as delightful.
All that we are not stares back at what we are.
I became a god once. Realized it was a step down, and quit.
In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH YOU PROLLY DON"T REALLY WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME ......
... Two and two are four. Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.
In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?
AND IF YOU DO KNOW ME THERES NOTHING YOU NEED TO LEARN BECAUSE YOU ALREDY KNOW ME DUH....
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my... I could be eating a slow learner.
All the king's HORSES and all the king's men? Are you kidding me? No wonder they couldn't put Humpty together again. Just what did those idiots expect the horses to do, anyway?
YUP YUP THIS IS PRITY LAME....
Why do people say ' Not for all the tea in China'? Are there actually people out there that would accept a deal if this were included?
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?
HAY YOU DO YOU LIKE TAMATOS?
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
I DO... I BET YOU WERE WONDERING ABOUT THAT....
Carpe Diem - Seize the day
Carpe Noctum - Seize the night
Carpin Denium - There's a fish in my pants
Carpe ovum - Seize the egg
Cave Canem - Beware of the dog
When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.
O give me a home,
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word,
'Cause what can an antelope say?
OK WELL HONEST I REALLY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY SO I"LL SHUT UP.
Honest officer, the dwarf was on fire when I got here.
Only when you have crossed the river can you say that the crocodile has a lump on his snout.
Lucas: "Joe, I think it's gonna be ok."
Joe: "What makes you think that?"
Lucas: "Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear"
What's with you today, Lucas? Yesterday you were normal, today you're like the Chinese guy from The Karate Kid."
WELL THIS IS ME IN A NUT SHELL............
I know you guys just absolutely LOVE these things and it is in my best interest
to make you all so very happy, so I have kindly nominated you, because I love
you all so much and want to waste your time, to fill out this survey and return
it to me the sender. As I will do the same, for I have already sent it to you,
and I know you have always been curious about me because you love me so dam
much! Well and offcourse I am so very curious about you. SO DO IT DAMIT!! I mean
if you actually opened this you must have nothing better to do with yourself so
humour me! Thanks.
Lets start with the basics:
Name: Monika Lynn Hopkins
DOB: dec.6 1983
What’s your frog’s name (if you don’t have a frog what would its name be?)
Gladis
Are you sure you know me? No
Are you sure you know you? I find out something new everyday.
If you were a fighter pilot would you be proud to serve your country? Maybe,
depends on my country, Certainly not Japan.
Do you know why it rains? Because “God is sad his wife beat him up and he is in
hospital” Those are Kate’s words.
Do you have an umbrella? If not why not? If so why so? Yes to keep the rain off.
Don’t you like running naked in the rain? I do it religiously.
How many wheels are on your bike? 2
Does a Kiwi bird have a nose? Yes long
When you cook rice should it stick together? Yes
Now Well get a little more personal:
Do you think it is suitable for your significant other to leave you for a person
of the same sex? What ever makes them happy.
If you had 13 children what would you name them? Clover, Clowe, Damion, Jack,
Taylor, James, Olivea, Victoria, Oliver, Natalia, Tyler, Austin, Mark.
If you had to save 5 babies and a crack head from a burning building how would
you do it? Throw them all out the window.
Do you love your significant other? yes
Do they love you? yes
Is there something you always wanted to tell them? I have no secrets from them.
Do you think you ever will?….
Are you sending this to them too? ya
Do you think people are afraid of not being loved? yes
Why? They think that they are nothing with out the other person’s love or
acceptance.
Do you think you are a disappointment to them? ya
Was that a personal question? Kinda
Do you want to get married? ya
What season would be ideal for a wedding? Mid winter
Do you ever wonder that if you died would we miss you? ya
Do you think we would? yes
Who are we anyway? duno
Who am I? Hmmmm…. mike
Are you confused yet (I am)? Ya but you know I’m always confused
Now for the weirder questions:
Can they get weirder? I’m not sure
What do you think it would be like to have sex with an alien? Out of this world
(total cheese)
Do you want to have sex with an alien? That isn’t on my list of things to do ,No
Do you think that it is sexually arousing when you see a fat man ridding down
the street naked on a scooter? (Truth) I think I’m gunna be sick.
Do you want to play truth or dare with me? Not really
Do you think I’m sexy? Sure.
Do you think you’re sexy? Everyone can be sexy
Do you think bubble baths are romantic? Ya
Who would you like to take a bubble bath with? J J J
If you had a pint of caramel ice cream your significant other, a hot fire,
candles and romantic music what would you do? I’d eat the ice cream and sit by
the fire while listening to the romantic music, and well I don’t think I’d be
sitting for long.
Who do you love that lives the farthest away? Robert and my family and my
friends.
How many kinds of love are there? Many
Do you think that big bird is a guy or a girl? Guy
Does the sight of captain kangaroo make you horny? naw
If you could be a fruit what type would you be? Why? I would be a Tomato, it is
an under cover fruit.
What do you want to do to Barrny? Shut him in a closet and leave him there.
Do you think that people who are dependent on others are week? Not always,
depends on the person, I depend on people but I don’t think I’m week I guess if
they depend on people for everything and can’t do anything them self.
Did that make any sense? Yes
Do you tell your parents you love them? Always.
Do you love your parents? Yes
Do they love you? Yes
Why do you turn into a prune when you stay in the water? Because I was a prune
in an earlier life.
What’s the most unnerving thing you have ever done? Hmmmm… make a speech in
front of 2000 girls.
Does it piss you off when skinny people say they are fat? Some times
Do you like attention? Not really
What would you to get my attention? Dance around Naked.
What colour socks are you waring? White
Do you ware socks? Yes
Do you wear underwear? Every day.
What’s your favourite pair of underwear? My purple thong.
Do you want this FWD to end? ya
Should it end? ya
Well I think you did a good job, so 2 more questions.
If you were God would you watch people have sex? naw
What do you want to do when you hear the word “ORGASIM”? HE HE J
THAT WAS PROLLY NORE THAN YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME BUT I COULDN"T BE BOTHERED THINKING SO I JUST PUT IN MY FORWAD.
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