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95.
daydreaming that she was some tragic, romantic heroine and some day some gallant knight would whisk her away from the horrors of puberty and teenage boys. If she’d known back then that the dark, handsome stranger would turn out to be a woman, she’d have freaked
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96.
She knows me more intimately than my gynaecologist." God, she wanted to come out to her mother, not make
her vomit.
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97.
What if she had a knife? Or a gun? Or sex toys? She blinked. Wrong thought at the wrong time.
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98.
If I didn’t have her I’d be finding out already if this girl drove anything other then stick.
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99.
“Yeah, she’s in love with me.”
“And what do you think of that?”
“I think I kinda like it.”
“That’s what I was afraid you’d say.”
“Why, because she’s a girl?"
“No, because she’s a psychopath!”
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100.
love is for the living. I exist but I’m not alive. I look like a man but I’m not one. I’m a shadow with substance, real enough to touch but not real enough to have a life
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101.
"But… I never knew.”
“That I was a dyke?” “Yes. No. Whatever,”
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102.
The witness. The one who inherited the history, and then lived long enough to remember
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103.
It meant more choices than ever before, constant decision, perpetual motion, life lived inside a verb.
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104.
Okay, so she was a slut. She liked sex, and she liked the control sex gave her. But sex with guys was never anything more than just that. With girls though... with women... there was fire, there was electricity. Not that it mattered. Girls screwed her over just as much as guys did, but with guys she fucked them, they liked it, and they wouldn't leave her alone. With girls she fucked them, they liked it, got scared, and never came back. Such was life
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105.
you're the prettiest mess I ever seen
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106.
"Unfortunately she has the memory span of a retarded goldfish."
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107.
"Violence is what I exist for." "But it's not the only thing you live for, is it?"
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108.
I'd spent the whole day worrying about things that just didn't matter - it wasn't about who I was, it was about what I wanted. And I wanted her, now, hard against a wall. She was alive and so was I and that was the important thing.
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109.
if I'd known you were this much of a slut, I'd have made you wait for me more often. Sloppy seconds is hot when it's just your girl warming herself up for you.'
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110.
'I was going to play rock and roll' he said. 'But somehow my life took more tweedier turns'...
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111.
Someone once told me, if you have more than five things attached to you, you probably are not going to make it out of the hospital. It did not look good.
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112.
I'm thinking single beautiful woman in LA who wants to date women, pretty much gets to write her ticket.
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113.
So she died..? So fucking what! I lay in a coma for eight months… at least she got her sabbatical in heaven.
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114.
“I mean look at me… who would’ve thought a couple of years ago that I would’ve turned out so damn good?”
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115.
before I lose whatever bit of sanity has stuck it out this long, what ARE you talking about
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116.
he walked around me, eyeing me. It made me uncomfortable, like I wanted to strike. “Faith..?” Now my true name dripped from his lips. “…About so high, criminally insane..?” He had the fucking audacity to sneer at me. “…I’m not leaving Buffy alone with you.”
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117.
“Nowhere, everywhere. Laid low, got high, got laid. Got called. End of.”
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118.
“Inquisitive minds are the minds of the future.”
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119.
Even with all the things I had taken from her… it just didn’t sit fair that she had taken my heart.
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120.
She was pressing my buttons left right and centre. A friend? I was roped in and reeled in. I would’ve done pretty much anything for her then.
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121.
using my tongue in ways that nice girls aren't supposed to even know about, let alone put into practice.
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122.
if you can't fuck with their bodies, fuck with their minds!
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123.
awsome oh wow like totally freak me out i mean right on cos torroes sure are number one.... i transfered from los angeles ur school has no gymnastics team this is a last resort
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124.
My sources were way off when they said you had few social graces---You obviously have none to speak of.
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125.
She acted from the gut, that was just her nature. Although, sometimes, looking back at the stuff she'd done, it didn't look like such a great philosophy to live by, it was the only one she had.
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126.
a needle full of artificial sleepytime
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127.
sneer at the mascara that stains my face, my defences dropping away, my camouflage shot to shit. Nothing hurts as bad as this. No wait. Nothing doesn’t hurt this bad. Only love hurts like this.
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128.
Is it possible to catch an STD without having sexual contact?
The clue is in the name 'Sexually Transmitted Disease'. It's not Bogseat Transmitted Disease, or Handshake Transmitted Disease. Christ.
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129.
“You’re way off base there, that girl’s got stick shoved so far up her ass it’s the only thing she’s ever thought about driving!”
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130.
I’ll drive whatever I fancy at the time, if it feels good, I do it.” And I do. I don’t need labels telling me what I can or can’t, should or shouldn’t. There’s only one person that makes the decision on where this body goes, and that’s me. End of.
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131.
They'd be stiff competition, not to mention she already had an uphill battle ahead of her... being a girl and all. The pretty little teacher struck her as the severely straight type.
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132.
methinks, maybe the lady doth protest it too much
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133.
she realised she wanted to consummate their relationship, to put it nicely. She wanted to fuck the hell out of her.
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134.
just do what you think is right. The best you can do is follow your instincts and follow my body language. That way you know what is making me rock."
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135.
You are spending waaay too much time with Ms-Leather-Is-All-I-Own, are you not batting for our team anymore
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136.
In Faith's book, there were two kinds of women. Gay women, and women Faith hadn't fucked senseless yet. And too bad for them.
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137.
"Not punching and kicking mad. Just punching mad."
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138.
I'm gonna say this once. You're hot as hell. Now get out now, or I don't know what I'm gonna do. Long incarceration."
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139.
"If you want to be made love to, then you do not want it to be me. That just ain't my thing. If you stay here I will not make love to you, Brat. I will fuck you. And once you've turned this Slayer on, there's no off switch."
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140.
"I won't just get you off, Brat. You won't be a virgin when I'm done with you. That tends to hurt. And it won't be over until I am done with you. I'm the Slayer here, I'm on top, and believe me, you'll know it."
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141.
"That was a hell of a kiss, Dawnie... I needed a pregnancy test after that one!"
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142.
"I usually think about the stock market, but what a good idea! Next time maybe I'll think about my incredibly hot girlfriend."
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143.
"Get dressed! You're coming to dinner, and if I change my mind I'll probably do it with a fist, so hurry up."
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144.
"How about I kick your ass and then we make out?"
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145.
"I'm the Marsha fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I just want to kill myself."
"Don't bother. Just fuck me again instead."
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146.
"Faith. Try to focus. Are we fighting or making out?"
"Whatever you want honey,"
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147.
"Jeez. Now is that the second or third time today you've made me see stars?"
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148.
"What can I say, I like my women like I like my ice cream. Neapolitan - all flavours, including vanilla."
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149.
So to make a long story - less long - I think if a service is rendered - we can get you off."
"You don't know how many women have promised me that."
"I'm certain you won't be disappointed in our performance."
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150.
Sometimes, life gives us blessings sent in ridiculous packaging.
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151.
I have fallen in love with you, and if we had been left in that prison, I'm sure I would have become your bitch whether I liked it or not."
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152.
Looks like she did have a bit in common with Faith after all. Apart from the killing people. She was pretty sure that she didn't want to do that. Almost certain in fact.
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153.
"I'm a lesbian,"
"Oh, me too, me too,"
"Watch out everyone, it appears to be catching,"
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154.
“I’m not hiding, I’m… accentuating.”
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155.
“No fair, you can’t talk… we’re both of the lacking, it’s why I keep offering.”
“No Faith, you keep offering cos I’m hot, I keep refusing cos I’m not yet desperate!”
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156.
that dark-as-smoke voice that made everything sound like a come-on.
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157.
freedom doesn't feel as good as I thought it would. Perhaps all the time I was thinking about freedom, it felt so good because I thought I would have a different guide. Not the one person who I wanted to kiss and kill all at the same time.
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158.
If there is one part of me that doesn't liked to be fucked, it's gotta be my head.
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159.
"Don't sweat it sweetheart, you look good enough to eat already,"
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160.
There were times when, no matter how much you shook your head and said "What the fuck?", the situation still stubbornly refused to make sense.
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161.
"You. Shower. Gettin' all wet and hot and, quite possibly, soapy--"
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162.
the shaking is a side effect of the fear
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163.
if it makes you feel better it looks like you were beaten by a much larger woman
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164.
"you're in no danger of finding those here." "vampires?" "controlled circomestances"
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165.
whoever said 'diamonds are a girl's best friend' had probably been a man.
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166.
"What was that Faith? I couldn’t hear over the sound of me kicking your ass."
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167.
Every once and a while a random thought runs through my head, making me squirm. Like, will she squeeze her thighs against the side of my face or open herself wide for me when I go down on her? Will she moan deep in her throat or scream out my name when I make her come? I think her close proximity is starting to drive me crazy. She is tickling my neck with her nose and lips, her hand slowly making it's way up and down my side. I feel myself become flooded with desire. I'm so hot I'm afraid of burning her. There's a wild fire spreading beneath my skin.
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168.
I need some fresh, nicotine filled air."
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169.
in every relationship I've ever been in, it started really slow and worked into something else. With Faith though, there is no such thing. She has two speeds. Fast and full speed ahead."
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170.
half-hearted protests, and full throated moaning
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171.
I'm outta here. Call me when you want me to be more than just a tongue to get you off.
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172.
“Everyone‘s evil dear, that‘s the beauty of humanity.”
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173.
I, on the other hand, still had a euphoric feeling from last night, loving yourself is truly the greatest love of all, that is, if you don't have somebody who knows what they're doing.
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174.
When she was good, she was very very good. But when she was bad.. she was better
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175.
inches from violence.
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176.
You are proof that evolution can go in reverse
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177.
"I'm looking for my door key, and you're my porch light
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178.
"It doesnt matter how far away you think I've gone... If I'm in your heart, then I'm still here."
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179.
"I'm Anticipating the worst but hoping for the best."
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180.
"Live life, get paid, and get laid."
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181.
"There's nothing better than being a badass, & encouraging other girls out there to be badasses in their own right."
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182.
"Did your life flash before your eyes?!
Cuppa Tea... Cuppa Tea... Almost got shagged... Cuppa Tea"
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183.
You can be as straight as you want, as long as its straight to bed with me."
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184.
She apologized, she kicked evildoer ass and she went back to L.A. I listened, didn't punch her, much, and forgave. More or less.
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185.
All right, so I haven't quite gotten the whole driving-on-the-left-side part down yet, but there's really no need to mutter protection spells like that. It's kinda insulting actually.
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186.
She became the loaded gun in a room without exits, but I would still have been able to put the safety back on if I'd acted differently. But I didn't.
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187.
"When people die, their souls go to Heaven or Hell, based on the life they've lead. All the people who've done great good - doctors, benevolent rulers, the humble and the selfless - they all go to heaven. All the evil people - the tyrants, the paedophiles, the killers and the mime artists - they all go to Hell.
"Twentieth Century society is so damn complex these days. Money. Politics. Religion. Good and Evil is all mixed up. You've got doctors who save lives every day, and then every night peddle racial hatred with the KKK. There are mime artists who work in animal sanctuaries. The benevolent rulers are usually fucking their aides on the side, and the tyrants always have a good widows and orphans policy or something. And don't even get me started on the whole 'Terrorist or Freedom Fighter' thing. Good and Evil has turned into Them and Us."
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188.
"Can we leave my lesbian tendencies out of this?" Faith asked with a pained look. "This is meant to be an assessment of my soul, not my sexuality. I'm not lying to anyone about my crush on Buffy, I know it won't ever come to anything. Do I score extra points for that admission, Ziggy?"
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189.
"My name is Zuzzigiel, not Ziggy. I am a demon of Purgatory, not a figment of David Bowie's fucking imagination."
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190.
Would Hitler be any less evil if he'd owned up to being a hate-filled racist bigot? Some how, I doubt it. Not that I'm equating lesbianism with fascism, you understand. Contrary to what many like to believe, homosexuality is not a sin. We are still undecided about excessive campness though."
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