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These quotes are not mine, they come from various TV programmes/ Wonderfully talented fanfiction writers... do not sue me!!
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1.
This is what I know. She has sex with dudes, but she's basically a dyke at heart. And if you don't give her some pussy, she's gonna get cranky."
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2.
"Whipped." I don't even bother coughing it into my hand.
He turns back to look at me. He's got a smile on his face.
"That's right. I'm a big ole pile of whipped cream for my girl and I love it. I love it and she loves it. And we're happy. Is that what this is about, Faith? Some lesbian machismo thing? Look, you can kick my ass, but I'll still be more of a man than you'll ever be. And it's not cuz I have a dick, either. It's because I can admit that I'm pussy whipped. And if that makes me a pussy, then so be it. Isn't that what you think of me? That I'm a pussy? Well, I'd rather be a pussy in love than an ass all alone."
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3.
"Well, word of mouth is my mouth is pretty good, too. But dont take my word for it."
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4.
I like a man who knows his job. And his place.
Which is nowhere near me, unless I said so.
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5.
"You don't have to yell at me, I have Slayer hearing, remember?"
"Well, use your Slayer common sense, would ya?"
"Let's not start on Slayer common sense, Faith. If your current mailing address is any indication, I'd say Slayer common sense isn't very common at all."
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6.
"What's your definition of girlfriends?" I ask her.
Here we go. Two girls who enjoy each other's company, have similar interests, paint each others toenails and talk nonstop on the phone about boys. Something that described her and Red.
"Two girls who enjoy each other's company, have similar interests, paint each others toenails and have phone sex when they're not busy doing it in person."
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7.
I guess it was kind of ironic that I was serving for murder and had gotten the hell zapped out of me, or maybe that would be more like poetic justice, who knows.
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8.
I have this nightmare where a strange girl knocks on my door and says she's the new Slayer. And I realize Faith is dead.
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9.
I won't be taking the stand, either. As the one who stands to get some action between the sheets, my words wouldn't count for much in this hearing.
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10.
Are you the bad slayer now?... Am i the good slayer now?
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11.
My first thought when I got out of the pen should have been to find you, no matter what it took. Not to mix a drink that would stop my heart.
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12.
"I used to go after kids all the time when we were in school, if they were asking for it. You weren't scared of me then!"
"I didn't know you could throw people through walls!"
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13.
I'm trusting you to be a very, very bad girl!
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14.
I love how her hair looks all wild after she showers. I love how I give her a tiny little kiss on the lips and then suddenly I can't get her off me. I love how she makes fun of my slutty outfits. And I love how she stares and me in them when she thinks I'm not paying attention
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15.
Did I wake up stupid this morning?
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16.
"I want you in the worst way, Faith... in all the worst ways..."
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17.
"So it's true. All traces of Scooby heterosexuality have been sucked into the Hellmouth, and the evil Slayer's married to the real one."
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18.
you know you don't have to be gay just because you don't know any straight women!"
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19.
"I've seen a lot of creepiness in my time... but you as the housewife has to be the creepiest thing ever!"
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20.
I give her an acknowledging nod and my own 'I'd fuck you ten ways from Sunday, if you'd let me' smile.
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21.
Open her mind up a bit to some alternative thoughts. Short version? I'm gonna make her see me as fuckable. Which is not as easy as it sounds. I mean, I can't get any hotter. Believe me, I tried.
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22.
I like smoking. It's something to do if I'm bored or wired or if I want something to do with my hands. Plus there's the whole actually being addicted factor.
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23.
I really need to get myself a better trained Slayer if you're gonna roll over when I say 'jump'."
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24.
But love cannot be tamed. It rages inside us until one day it bursts free, so much stronger than before. And once we let it out, it will never be caged again.
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25.
"I'm just not wired like that. I'm a gals-only gal, ok?"
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26.
"Chicks like the romance you know, you cant just go in there guns blazing, try romancing her."
"What like chocolates and flowers and shit?"
"Uh huh. Shit like that."
"Cool."
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27.
"I still cant believe you actually did this, and I'm really not sure how I feel about it. I think I shall adopt one of your Americanism's and go into denial."
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28.
Buffy was mentally packing,and faith was mentally undressing whatever Buffy packed
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29.
"That means I owe Xander $10. He said Faith wanted to kill you, I bet him $10 that she just wanted to have sex with you. I must be losing my touch. I was always so good at reading people. Its what made me such a success as a vengeance demon."
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30.
I have never… and I repeat, never, been thrown out of bed… you are joking yeah?… cos I gotta tell ya girl… mad skills over here…"
She tops her statement with her typical lewd wink, and I think to myself that yeah, I bet she does have some pretty mad skills.
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31.
Did I stage the kiss to win the battle…
Or did I stage the battle to win the kiss?
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32.
Tru Calling is officially getting a second season (according to Eliza's Dad - and he should know!)
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33.
"now it makes sense… she 'likes' you."
"She's a lesbian."
"Uh-huh."
"A lesbian."
"Yep."
"A lesbian?"
"it's ok you know. You don't have to like her back, and it's not a disease… you can't catch it."
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34.
it's the other thing, about you, and being a…uh, you being a… you're a… erm… you like girls. Right?"
"It's called a 'lesbian', B. And yes. That would be me."
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35.
when she realizes what a home run is like with me, she's gonna kick herself for stoppin me at third
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36.
It's a lot easier to be nice about her when she's unconscious
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37.
"Okay, fine, just don't come running to me when your leg snaps off!"
" think about what you just said for a sec."
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38.
"She can hear thoughts of people around her...Wicked cool ability of you asked me, people can’t lie to you that way and you can cheat at poker.”
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39.
“None of that sort of stuff till you’re well enough to meet the price tag that kiss was wearing.”
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40.
Darren says:
i can see you marrying someone thats been dead for 100 yrs
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41.
there are plenty more fish in the sea... gay fish.
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42.
I don't want a relationship with you, I just want to be with you all the time.
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43.
Peggy - You're the lesbian.
Bette - Excuse me?
Peggy - The lesbian museum director.
Bette - I'm sorry...
Peggy - I was a lesbian once. In 1974.
Bette - Just 1974?
Peggy - Just 1974. That was all I needed.
Bette - well, you know, that's what we refer to as a "has-bian"
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44.
it's making me think about things I don't wanna think about… what do I do? Cos I don't wanna mess this up, ya know? I did that before, and yeah I was dumb, and young and a whole lot of stupid, but I'm scared. Scared that I won't be able to ignore it."
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45.
"Charm, good looks, a dashing sense of humour…"
"An over extended ego..?"
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46.
You're still the same I see."
"Hot as hell?"
"Full of shit."
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47.
I may be stupid, but I ain’t fucking stupid
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48.
You could never disappoint me. If we never had any kind of sex, I’d still love you till death do us part
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49.
I don't want the second time that I make love to her to be in the back seat of her SUV
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50.
It so fuckin' rocks to be me right now.
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51.
"Who are you and what have you done with my shy, virginal and not at all sexually adventurous fianceé?"
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52.
"It never ceases to amaze me," "What? My brains? My beauty? My..." "Ego? No, you're incessant ability to turn the most innocent of comments into something sexual."
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53.
"Whoa." "Yep." "Falling?" "'Fraid so." "In love?" "That would be the one." "Percentage 'til completion of download?" "Close...very close." "Really?" "Yep." "Whoa." "Yep." "I need a minute," "Take your time," "Wow,"
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54.
"He's like oatmeal. Everyone likes oatmeal, you know, but nobody really LOVES it. It's like when you're a kid and you come down for breakfast and you see oatmeal. You're like 'oh, oatmeal'. You're not disappointed but you're not exactly thrilled either. It's just kind of...there."
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55.
"Why is it that when dykes want to have sex with a guy they're only after his sperm?"
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56.
Buffy gaped at Faith who was too busy trying to kick her own ass to notice.
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57.
"Take it easy on her, your kind of fun is liable to give her a heart attack. And not in a good way."
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58.
"Seduce my mind and you can have my body. . .find my soul and I'm yours forever."
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59.
"This is not a democarcy, it's a cheerocarcy... I'm sorry but I'm over-ruling you"
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60.
I’m going to be paid a lot of money to put up with you, and that always a good incentive
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61.
I’ll try to control my rampantly woman-lusting hormones around your irresistibly loveable self from now on.”
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62.
"Throwing yourself head first into a shallow pond of piranhas sounds like a better plan to me.”
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63.
"senses, I can feel a fly buzzing its wings ten feet away... I can feel her mind crawling all over me, she makes me nervous, I make me nervous
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64.
I like money, but sex is often more instantly gratifying
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65.
Nobody in the world cares about her. Nobody even knows her last name.
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66.
I would have gone out of my way to please her when she showed me her strength, but she thought she had a say in it, and she was wrong.
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67.
"You're really one to talk, Miss Poster Child for the Mentally Stable.""I never said I was any better. I'm not the one with a major superiority complex."
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68.
"Are you trying to piss me off?""Yes. Am I succeeding?""Yes.""Good. You're very cute when you get all huffy."
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69.
our girl is confused. It isn't so much the actual part where she kisses her, but the part where she actually responds in a way that is not beating our girl to a bloody pulp.
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70.
Live life to the hilt. Do what feels good. Leave a pretty corpse.
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71.
"It's a code that radio operators use--EMRs and EMTs, paramedics, police, everyone." Faith glanced down at her to see what effect this was having. "See, the first number is volume, the second is clarity--so if your radio is quiet and crackly, you say, one by one, or two by three, or whatever. If everything's coming in loud and clear then that's five by five."
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72.
if Death doesn't get you then Life surely will
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73.
And I knew, even while I was checkin' her out, that there was nothing doing on that account, which really pisses me off. That and how she doesn't even notice when she's flirting right back at me. She's too busy being the good one
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74.
she wouldn't know romance if it didn't come in her favourite flavour--tall, dark, and brooding. I thought two out of three wasn't bad, but I guess the girl thing really freaks her out.
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75.
I felt every inch of her pressed up to me, and for once my mind wasn't in the gutter. For once, I was feeling like a hero.
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76.
her body under mine, pressed against her front door. I swear she fits me closer than my leather pants usually do
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77.
But for now, she's my hero, and the hero gets the girl.
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78.
"I want you to go down on me, Faith. I want you to eat me out, I want to feel your tongue on my clit, I want you to suck and bite and lick until I'm begging you to make me come, and then do it some more. And I want to do the same to you. At the same time." "I love it when you talk dirty."
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79.
"I bet you're secretly a midget." "Yeah, I'm actually two people in one kick-ass costume."
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80.
"You're fucking gorgeous, you know that?" "Said the kettle"
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81.
"I thought you didn't want me in your kitchen, Ms I've never burned salad so I think I'm a gourmet?"
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82.
"my words are stupid sometimes.... The rest of the time I'm really deep. Practically wise."
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83.
"Hmm means, 'I know something really bad but I think it'll wig you less if I just make thoughtful noises'"
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84.
if you move your hand one inch higher we are going to be banned from all public spaces
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85.
"I'm not evil, I don't have any diseases, I can't get her pregnant, and I love her."
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86.
"Yes, I'm actually telling you to put your clothes on. But don't worry, I don't plan on it ever happening again."
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87.
"I can't believe she of all people stopped driving stick. Not that anything’s wrong with automatic... welcome to the family babe"
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88.
"I'm not trying to hide you, don't worry. Not every day you involve yourself with an ex-homicidal lunatic." "Well, not that so much as the fact that you're a chick."
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89.
"doesn't bother me. I've had girlfriends before." "Yeah? Yeah, I guess you probably did, huh? Did you ever have to worry about coming out?" "To who? I didn't have anyone else except me." No family, and the few friends I did have, mostly guys, just asked if they could watch. Which they could, sometimes."
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90.
maybe he told them he ran into a door by accident. A door which then jumped up and pounded the crap out of him. Maybe he just went with the classic, 'I fell down the stairs.'
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91.
The Boss was a lot of things -- psychotic, devil-worshipping, power-hungry, homicidal -- but the man knew his miniature golf.
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92.
I swear, if that girl pulled into herself any more, she'd implode.
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93.
"you walk into a room and change everyone's lives," "No one's ever prepared for it, but it happens anyway. Kinda like a..." "Natural disaster?" "I was going to say 'force of nature'."
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94.
"I like you. I really wanna do the couple thing with you. With associated mushiness."
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