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267.
"Just remember Buffy, it's not a disease... and you CAN hold hands!"
"Thanks Buddy, remind me to hold YOUR hand next time you have a crisis!"
"But I'm not a lesbian Buffy... why would you wanna hold my hand?"
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268.
Her mind was stuck on peculiar. Her groin was rushing towards the rubbing. If it could speak it would surely be screaming 'TRIBADISM... LESBIANISM... SEX THROUGH RUBBING!!!!!!'
But it couldn't speak, so it rather settled for feeling uncomfortable, hoping against hope that soon the brain would catch up.
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269.
"Doesn't it bother you, Faith? I mean, forget common courtesy, we all know how that's not important to you, but I thought sexually it might hinder you. What do you call each other when you're having sex? Or when you're coming?"
"We don't. I grunt and she moans. Done."
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270.
"she's just wound up a little tight. And she's got lousy taste in men."
"Maybe that's where she's going wrong,"
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271.
I've always been different, hell I like being different. I s'pose I like to shock people, it's fun.
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272.
What would her friends say? What would people at school say? I said to her what about what I'm saying? Fuck everyone else, but not literally, I can get very jealous.
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273.
it's getting far too lesbian in here
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274.
She was determined not to get side tracked again. Well, unless it was a real hot damsel in real bad distress...
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275.
"You better pray you don’t forget MY Birthday."
"You’ve never told me when it is."
"Exactly."
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276.
I see a light in the distance
Always beyond my embrace
You could be my saviour
If I could only see your face.
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277.
"Where's everyone?" She asked, meaning Buffy.
"You mean, 'where's Buffy'?" Cordelia smiled.
Faith shrugged. "I guess. Also, where's coffee?" She muttered
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278.
"Anyway, what's with you and Buffy?"
"What about us?" Faith said warily.
"So there is an 'us'?" Cordelia grinned.
"Huh? Well yeah. Oh, but no, no!" Faith spat out. "Cordy, in case you haven't noticed, B is possibly the most heterosexual girl on the planet."
"And you?"
Faith smiled. "I'm pretty obvious, right?" She sat down. "I dunno, I don't have a hope."
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279.
"Got any plans for tonight?" She asked.
"Nothing I couldn't cancel..."
"Good. Go find something nice and slutty to wear. We're going out."
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280.
"None of my tough construction guy friends could beat my girlfriend in a fight."
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281.
"When she wears those painted-on leather pants, you always stare at her ass. I caught you tonight."
"Jealous?" he teased.
"No," she fired back. "I was looking too."
His eyes widened and his mouth opened. "What? Is there something I should know?"
She giggled in his arms. "Faith is an attractive woman. Don't get me wrong or anything, I'm not gay. But she's sexy. Her personality is ferocious. I doubt I would ever sleep with another woman, but if I did..."
"You'd want someone like Faith?" he asked, now extremely curious.
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282.
"She is annoying, but in a sweet, sledgehammer to the face sort of way."
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283.
"I sometimes forget to knock. Plus, it's always good to sharpen my lock picking skills."
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284.
"I heard moaning. I smelled pussy. Here I am. What else can I say?"
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285.
"Please, Xander. Look at this long dark hair. Look at these smoky eyes. Look at these lips. And don't get me started on the booty. I'm a walking wet dream, Xander."
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286.
A man would have to be blind and without feeling because even someone without sight could move their hands over her body, around her down-right devilish curves, and know she beautiful. Her voice is so sexy every time she talks you wonder if your phone bill is going up is.
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287.
"Some women don't like to kiss after a man does that to them."
"It's not like I've never tasted pussy before."
"In all the prison documentaries I've see, those women didn't look like the ones in those movies that I don't own."
"I had two fuck buddies behind bars. There's always a diamond in the rough. Two years is a long time,"
"I thought you only drove stick?"
"I prefer stick. But an automatic will do in a pinch."
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288.
"The only thing I've been able to think about all day is how in the hell you work ten hours in skin tight jeans. I think about how tight they are against your pussy and how hot it probably gets. You are so fucking hot, Faith. All I want to do is fuck you until I can't move anymore. And I mean that in the most friendly, sincere way possible."
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289.
The fact that he'd murdered over two hundred people. The fact that he took whatever he wanted without consent, from a man's life, to a woman's body.
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290.
"You too good to take it up the ass, Buffy?"
"It says exit only, Faith," the blonde Slayer fired back. "What about you?"
"Only with girls. A finger can be so good you wouldn't believe."
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291.
"You sneaky little bitch," Buffy cursed.
"Slayer-enhanced hearing, B."
"More like Slayer-enhanced eavesdropping."
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292.
She felt so alive in this moment, safe in her arms, satisfied by her body, overcome with her love.
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293.
"You sure you've never been with a girl before?"
"You'll probably be my first."
"Another cherry for my collection."
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294.
Ass would be lying on the floor, thoroughly kicked. People would walk by and say 'Damn, he really got his ass kicked. I hope whoever kicked his ass isn't still around here kicking ass. I better get my ass out of here.
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295.
Problems accepting who you are doesn't count as denial
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296.
Q: Do you choose who/what you are? OR are you made who/what you are? says:
what do you think?
www.webspawner.com/users/dontdrivestick says:
well if its made as in born then i think somethings you have when you are born, but other things are choices... and sometimes you what to think you have control over something so you pretend its a choice when really you have no real control at all
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297.
"You might need more work on your seduction plan next time."
"I forgot to take into account that you're a sure thing,"
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298.
"Later is so...not now,"
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299.
"We'll have to work on that," she whispered, smiling. Thinking of all the places they *hadn't* been caught. Yet.
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300.
"Well... you could be flattered. She is quite like you, in a way."
Faith just looked at her, one eyebrow raised skeptically.
"Okay, in a bouncy, pom-pom waving, spelling words one letter at a time kinda way that is actually nothing like you." Buffy searched for something to say. "Really it's just my subconscious, y'know?"
Faith shot a dangerous glance in the direction that Missy had taken. "Yeah, well unless your subconscious wants an ass whooping Slayer-style, it'd better keep its tongue outta your mouth."
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301.
"Tower? There's no girl in the tower."
"Sure there is," Faith insisted. "She was throwing bits of pumpkin at us as we rode up shouting 'Help! Get me out of this tower!' You must have noticed her."
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302.
So if you're a)underage or b)adverse to two people loving each other regardless of gender, then a)grow up and come back when you're older, or b)just grow up.
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303.
When I think about it, she could have gone back to Boston, or to anywhere for that matter. I mean, she could be in Yemen by now, or she could be...
...sitting on the hood of a red convertible a few feet away from me.
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304.
she's not the kind of girl
who likes to tell the world
about the way she feels about herself...
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305.
I've missed this too, the training, the sparring. The being this close to B when she's in shorts and a sports bra getting all worked up and-
-Focus!
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306.
I'm not completely stupid - there are problems with this, I know. One particularly big corn-fed Iowa born Beefstick problem. Plus I'm not exactly the take-home-to-Mom kinda girl, especially not when you've held that Mom prisoner and tied her up in her own home. Not to mention her Scooby gang who, I'm fairly sure would as soon stone me to death as look at me.
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307.
We're all sitting outside coz it's too hot a day for the cafeteria. This is good, gives me more room to manoeuvre if they start throwing things at me and I need to run.
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308.
"There... you see." Giles is gasping for breath as he straightens up. "Not... a... problem."
"Do you want a drink?" Mom offers. "Or an oxygen mask?"
"Ha... funny." Giles grins humourlessly at her as he and Faith finish packing the car.
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309.
"If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle".//
-- Vincent Van Gogh.
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310.
"I take it no kissing then?"
"Let this be a lesson to you - in future if you want kissing, avoid hitting my face."
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311.
I may not agree with what you have to say.... But I will defend to the death your right to say it.
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312.
You live and learn, then you die and forget it all.
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313.
"Trust me, I can be very persuasive when it comes to Buffy," Faith replied with a smirk that was almost audible.
"Yes yes, Slayers and your incredible sexual prowess, we've all heard this before," Anya waved a hand dismissively in Faith's direction.
"Right, coz we haven't heard far more about Xander's penis than we ever needed to know." Willow nodded in Anya's direction.
"Hey, penis in question sitting right here,"
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314.
"No, seriously. I have plans for us tonight, plans that involve celebrating and partying like it's 1999... which, come to think of it, is pretty dated. But nonetheless, absolutely nothing, no one, nada is going to spoil tonight."
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315.
"You got her here."
Faith preened a little, "That I did."
"How exactly?" Xander asked curiously.
"I pointed out how crazy it was to be worked up over wicked stupid birthday superstitions, told her everything'd be cool and-"
"Threatened to withold sex?" Willow finished for her.
Faith grinned. "That may have been implied at one point."
"Like you could hold out,"
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316.
"Yeah dreams that we are together."
"Together how?" This is getting good!
"Together in the sense that I love you and you love me."
"Is there naughty lesbian sex?" I smile. She nods. "Wow B, I thought you were strictly a penis girl."
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317.
You know I can break down this glass and fuck you here and now."
"I know... how much longer?"
"Maybe 5 minutes."
"No, how much longer in here?"
"I see the parole board next week."
"Any chance of early release?"
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318.
"Y-You said my name"
"Actually I screamed it," I smile. "You sure you have never done this before?"
"I guess with the right person it just all falls into place."
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319.
It's not the fact that you are so damn judgmental, it's that you think you actually think you're right.
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320.
But, as lesbians, we possess special capabilities that are unique to our “kind”. No, I’m not talking about the ability to use the tongue as a sexual appendage, I’m talking about using the tongue for real, in-depth conversation that cuts through the bull-shit of everyday chit chat and helps to define you as an individual.
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321.
When you meet a lesbian for the first time, you must extract certain bits of information.
Where do you live, where are you from and why aren’t you there anymore. Do you have a girlfriend? How long have you been together? How did you meet? If the answer is no, how long were you together? When did you break up? What kind of break up was it? Do you think you’ll ever get back together again? Is she the first woman you were ever with? How many women have you been with? Did you ever date guys? When did you know you were a lesbian? Are you out? How does your family feel about all this?
At this point, you must go through all the lesbians you know, to see if you have any mutual friends. Chances are you do, like your ex was her ex’s ex., something like that, and probably just as confusing! Then after all this is said and done, buy her a second drink and find out what her last name is.
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322.
"Oh, you're not scared in my dreams when you scream, believe me," Faith said, leering.
"You're disgusting," Buffy said.
"You're the one screwing a vamp."
"Fuck you."
"You wish," Faith said and grinned. "What's the matter, Angel not enough for you? Wanna play for the home team now?"
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323.
we also
had our hand-fasting ceremony."
"A what?" Cordelia asked.
"They got married!" Willow said, wide-eyed.
"Yes," Buffy said and blushed.
"Married?" Joyce asked, puzzled.
"It's a wiccan ritual," Willow explained. "Sort of like your Church
marriage."
"Oh." She frowned, "You're married?"
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324.
"Does anyone really want to go to Cleveland, cos I'm thinking a resounding no."
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325.
"What did she do with the flowers?"
"Threw them at me. Then she stomped off, came back, picked them up and threw them at me again for good measure."
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326.
Faith looked for support at Kennedy who was looking perilously close to passing out in her bowl of cornflakes.
Dawn let her spoon drop. Kennedy went one better and let her head drop and landed with a splash.
"Is she going to drown?"
"No, most of the milk left the bowl when her face hit it."
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327.
"It seemed like a good idea at the time. Kennedy thought it was a good idea. In fact, I think it was Kennedy's idea."
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328.
"she could just kick it down for us, or break something trying."
"She was just trying to be sweet."
"She was just trying to get in your pants."
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