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191.
*Whoa, I think she likes me...as more than a friend, and it's weirding her out. If she knew what the majority of my dreams were about, she would run screaming from the room.*
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192.
"you're really cute when you're not absolutely fucking gorgeous."
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193.
"I would end up in some nasty limbo because heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over."
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194.
"When I grow up...I wanna be an adult."
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195.
'A woman must do TWICE as much as a man to be considered HALF as good.....Fortunately it isn't difficult.'
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196.
"Don't get between her and Buffy and don't touch her food."
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197.
"God grant me patience...and I want it right now!"
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198.
"Woman, make me food."
"With an attitude like that, Faith, you can make it yourself." She pauses while I raise my eyebrows at her in
disbelief. "Ok, what do you want?"
You. Me. Naked. On your bed.
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199.
"Oh Faith! Faith! Oh God! I'm... Faith!!"
No Honey. I'm Faith.
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200.
She wondered if it were true, if Buffy really did love her, or if she just wanted to have sex with her. There were, after all, some people that you could tell were good in bed, just by looking at them. Faith knew she was one of those people.
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201.
"the thing with treating love as a game is that you inevitably find someone who is a better player than you. And since anyone who treats love as a game hates to lose, losing is also inevitable, and then where do you go from there?"
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202.
Buffy should be with him and not Faith because Faith was a psycho brunette with hair that had an odd personality. Oh, and she tried to end the world with the Mayor while POSSESING a soul. Of course, this was more of an addendum to his hair argument, since Angel was vain about his hair.
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203.
I slay more than just dragons... and I’m not supposed to want another princess…
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204.
She is gonna get more than she bargained for. I just hope its not more than she can handle.
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205.
“I’m a purple blob, and you’re a gold blob and our blobs are mixed together.” Faith took another drag, nodding her head as she considered her words. Deep and philosophic
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206.
I can sympathize with her entirely. After what went down on the porch with Buffy, or should I say, ALMOST went down? Shit my mind’s wandering all over the place.
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207.
It makes me want to hide under my covers, to lock the closet and go back to a time when monsters only existed in there. Not in the real world. Not in my world.
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208.
I’m like a calculator on speed, I have a thousand and one things to add
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209.
And my god! Is that a dimple? “Are you smiling?”
“Maybe… but I’m definitely not meaning to.” She only smiles wider with her words, blows her own assurance straight out of the water.
“Well… it’s a nice non-smile.”
“You know it’s not for you, right? I’m still pissed at you
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210.
we can save the world and then we can save ourselves
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211.
the episode of 'King of the Hill' that Eliza was in, scored a 7.0 in the ratings (down only 0.1 of a ratings point from The Simpsons' Halloween episode.)
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212.
"Faith," she takes a minute to breathe, "there is nothing wrong with me," she finishes in that 'I'm fucking annoyed with you, but am still trying to be polite, so will you please shut the fuck up before I punch you in the face' Buffy tone she has. Good times.
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213.
I wanted to go to a Mexican strip club, and get a Mexican hooker… and go smoke some crack behind a dumpster. Well, the crack not so much, but the other stuff, yeah. Cause what else do you do in Mexico?
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214.
What the fuck? I look at her kind of funny 'cause I'm not really sure I heard her right… and we haven't even started drinking yet today. But, I did have some of the water. Does it make you hallucinate? Plus, I have been zoning lately... like I'll totally just start picturing fucking B. But, I'm thinking it's from all those knocks to the head I've been taking lately. Buffy's always hitting me and shit… like when she's totally not supposed to. What's up with that? All I do is open my mouth and she goes all domestic abuser on me. I swear, I'm gonna fucking tell Giles.
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215.
"What are you doing in L.A.?"
"I've got a better question." She said. "What are you doing in the bushes naked?"
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216.
"Nah, she's straight, she's not into me, never was, never will be." I just shrug it off.
"Are you into her?" Now that's the million dollar question.
"Always was, always got in trouble for it to, but I got tired of waiting and wanting what I'd never have, I moved on and somebody found me." I smile.
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217.
While talking about this there's something else you need to know about me... I'm not just bipolar, I'm bisexual. Bi: It means to be split into two, that really is how I feel most of the time.
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218.
totally in sync. She’s matching me stride for stride and I know she’s the only one who ever could.
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219.
I’m so far outta my element here, but I gotta at least try. This girl, she’s my whole universe in a tiny perfect package.
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220.
being Buffy and Willow. Not ‘big bad mojo witch’ and her vampire screwing side kick. Just us. Just friends.
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221.
Please let me borrow your car, its just for a few hours... I let you borrow my eggs and a cup of sugar for a whole year
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222.
She also couldn’t help but notice how comfortable she had become around her sister Slayer. She had no problem walking around their room in her bra and boyshorts, she didn’t mind when Faith would dance oh-so-close to her when they went out, and she didn’t even mind when Faith would ‘growl’ at guys who got too close to the two of them.
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223.
"the only way you’re getting into my pants is if you steal them out of my closet.”
“Whatever you say, twinkie. When that river in Egypt dries up, you make sure ya give me a call.”
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224.
“Fine then, 20 Questions it is. Kick your legs if I guess right. Okay, so let’s see here . . . you were in Psych, right?”
Buffy kicked her legs.
“Okay. Hmm . . . and it involves Riley, right? ‘Cuz he was watchin’ you like a hawk when you walked outta the building.”
Buffy kicked again.
“So . . . okay, I think I almost got it figured out: you’re in class, and you’re daydreamin’ . . .”
Kick.
“. . . most likely about me . . .”
A pause, then a small kick.
Faith smirked. “. . . and ya don’t even realize class is over until you see everyone get up and leave . . .”
Kick.
“. . . which gives Riley the perfect opportunity to corner you . . .”
Kick.
“. . . and confess his undying love for wearin’ women’s underwear?”
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225.
“Not everyone is as bold as you are, Faith. How many people besides yourself do you know that actually walk up to someone and say, ‘I’m hungry and horny. What say you and me get somethin’ to eat and then take care of that other part at your place’?”
Faith scoffed. “Whatever, B. Let’s not forget the fact that unlike your boyfriend Riley, I have never been turned down before.”
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226.
“I shudder to think. Do I dare to ask?”
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227.
"you already hopped into bed with me. In fact . . . here we still are. In bed. With the closeness. Besides . . . I’ve known you for almost 2 years. Oh! And . . . we already live together. Now, according to MY calculations, that practically makes us married. So give it up, girlfriend.”
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228.
“I just hope the both of you can handle this. You’re the ‘get some get gone’ girl, and she’s more of the ‘white picket fence’ girl. I hope this isn’t just a sex thing for you, Faith, because Buffy is sensitive when it comes to that stuff. Sex isn’t just a pleasure thing for her . . . it’s an emotion thing.”
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229.
“You break her heart, I break your legs . . . or at least I die trying.” He said in a serious tone but with a big smile on his face.
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Fancy dress is dressing up for amitures
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230.
the ‘hand-holding’ wasn’t really my idea . . . yunno, not my kinda thing. But, Little Miss Tightly-Wound here nearly decked me when I tried to walk with my hand in her back pocket, so I learned to compromise: hand-holding resulted.”
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231.
“You see . . . it’s a small bed. If I move over any more, I’m gonna fall off. And if I fall off . . . then I won’t be able to cop a feel once you doze off. So, to answer your question: no, I can’t move.”
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232.
"What kind of insane troll logic is that?”
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233.
they were ‘The Chosen Two’, not ‘the Chosen One and the One That Needs a Break.’
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234.
‘Miss. Want-Take-Have’ had suddenly turned into ‘Miss. Want-Wait-and-Whine-about-it’.
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235.
“Okay, okay. I guess I’ll have to abandon the nice kisses and find some other way to wake you up. Maybe I’ll hit you with a pillow . . . or a book . . . or a baseball bat.”
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236.
You live and learn, then you die and forget it all.
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237.
I think I’m gonna run up to my room and call her real quick . . . make sure she didn’t hurt herself when she passed out after what I said to her.”
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238.
‘She’s probably sitting on top of the washing machine, enjoying the vibrations, all while eating. Her two favorite things all at once . . . pleasure and food!’
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239.
if you decide that ya really wanna be ‘crazy basement lady’, I’ll be ‘crazy basement lady’ with ya. We could spend the rest of our lives down here together, playin’ Monopoly and Scrabble, eatin’ whatever food you Ma throws down the laundry shoot for us, and . . . if those kids come creepin’ ‘round and peekin’ in the windows? We’ll give ‘em a real show.”
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240.
"your Ma and me have an understanding. She wants the best for you and, well . . . that’s me.”
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241.
"here’s something for you to consider. If you love her and she’s everything you want in a man . . . maybe she could be everything you want in a woman too. Just some food for thought.”
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242.
You’re like visual-Viagra right now
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243.
Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug
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244.
At least this girl had more of a personality then Kendra, not as much sanity but lots of personality.
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245.
never ever tell that story to Xander unless you wanna see just how much saliva the teenage male can produce,
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246.
"when I'm fighting, it's like the whole world goes away and I only know one thing, that I'm gonna win and they're gonna lose. I like that feelin'."
"well, sure. Beats that dead feeling you get when they win and you lose."
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247.
"what? You didn’t think I came home, skipping out on my last hour of school because I knew there was this hot, nubile, young girl in my bed all naked. Just waiting for me to sleep with her… Did you?"
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248.
"Following my lead?and since when did I lead you to stick your tongue down my throat?"
"You never had to open your mouth,"
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249.
"oh. We’ve gotten past the more then friends part,"
"so didn’t need to know that."
"Oh god. I so didn’t mean to say that out loud,"
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250.
not that he likes thinking about women being stronger then him. He did, after all, have his male ego to think about.
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251.
"I like doing things I enjoy,"
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252.
"I doubt if you need to do anything to build up an appetite. I think it only comes with two settings. Empty and emptier."
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253.
Faith could appreciate patience better now, maybe, but that didn't mean she was dead. Less thinking, more groping!
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254.
Rating: R cause Faith swears like a 19 year old from Boston. Funny that.
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255.
"I have no speech. No name. I live in the action of death. The blood cry. The penetrating wound. I am destruction. Absolute. Alone."
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256.
"The audience can't play lead guitar."
"No, but they can sing along to the song."
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257.
"Things have changed. I'm a Slayer too, and look how I turned out!" Now Faith was really getting into this. "I had no friends! I was alone! And I just killed! It fucked me up!" Tears of rage and despair trickled down her cheeks. "There's no room for a Primal Killer in an evolved society. That's why most people pretend that Vampires and Demons don't exist. They can't deal. A Slayer has to be more than just a killer to fit in. The Demons have learnt how to hide amongst the masses, how can the Slayer compete if she doesn't?" Faith squat down in front of the First. "We can't fight the darkness the same way any more," she said, quietly, sadly. "We need your strength, your power, but we can't use your battle plan. Can you understand that?"
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258.
"She, um, took matters into her own... last time someone called her that."
"Her own what? Her own hands?"
"More like her teeth."
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259.
you know full well that despite my appearance of being an unpredictable reformed heartless bitch, that deep down I'm really a painfully honest reformed heartless bitch. Sure I'll pay. Although I'll wager you the cost of the ingredients that the two pleasant young spinsters who own the shop are sleeping on the other side of the bed."
"By 'other side of the bed', you mean the same side of the bed you and Buffy have been sleeping on, I take it. No bet."
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260.
"We can't have that, can we. It would ruin your reputation. A heartless bitch with a heart."
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261.
"It started off as slutty grinding... but now she's started thinking I'm God's gift to women. And I've started thinking maybe she's God's gift to me,"
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262.
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me
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263.
"vegetarians that invented parasols.... vampires that invented sun-screen, easy translation error to make."
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264.
"Damn it! How did ya know I was there B?"
"The clunking of the boots gave it away. I swear they make more noise then stilettos!"
"Wouldn't know, stilettos never were my thing..." 'Unless some hot chick is reclining on my bed wearing nothing but them' she silently added to herself.
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265.
"You know your mental state worries me sometimes?"
"Worries me too, but I live with it."
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266.
What if I'm a lesbian too, Willow?"
She couldn't help it. She had to laugh. Buffy just looked so silly standing there, worrying about being a lesbian.
"Then I guess Faith will be happy!"
"Not helping!"
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