funny interview
This is an interview with Brutus Maximus, a dedicated Christian, and contributor to the NRA and the Republican Party...
Reporter: What do you need the SUV for?
Brutus: All my friends got one.
Reporter: Do you realize that you threaten the environment, as well as others on the road, while making wars for oil necessary?
Brutus: Listen, I pay taxes so that takes care of everything.
Reporter: What do you think of those who get around by bicycle?
Brutus: They are a nuisance on the road.
Reporter: People are concerned about their safety when you drive.
Brutus: Hey, I pay insurance too.
Reporter: What do you do with your spare time?
Brutus: When not watching TV? I drive the SUV.
Reporter: Don't you ever read about Global Warming?
Brutus: I don't like to waste my time.
Reporter: What do you think of the future of the world?
Brutus: Listen I got enough to worry about with my family.
Reporter: Why do you fly an oversized American flag on your vehicle?
Brutus: Cool, huh?
Reporter: Do you know that the whole world opposes the war?
Brutus: Remember, they are a bunch of anti-American losers.
Reporter: Are you worried about terrorism?
Brutus: No, I ain't got an arsenal for nothing.
Reporter: Any message for the troops?
Brutus: Yeah, hunt'm-down-smoke'm-out! God Bless America!!!
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