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Obi Survives 'Tabloid Assassination Plot'
Maverick Powerbroker and 'Annointed Scion' of the North-East Political Congress (NEPC), Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has publicly sent out earnest assurances to his millions of supporters around the world , that he has since bounced back much stronger than ever before.
Professor Obi remains extremely proud of every single iota of his highly controversial past ,and makes absolutely no apologies whatsoever for dramatically becoming the world's top expert in Nutritional Immunomodulation.
The secret of his Consistent Professional Success lies not in his perceived Machiavellian Modus Operandi ; but in his utterly unique combination of Brains, Guts ,Resilience and Charm.
Joseph Chikelue Obi has never ever been overpromoted : Rather , he has been seriously underestimated.
Look Who's Smiling Now !!!
Speaking at an impromptu Press Conference while shopping at Newcastle City Centre, the extremely charismatic Regional Parliamentary Aspirant also swiftly brushed aside any insinuations that he had been 'Socially Assassinated' by all the recent 'Media Speculation' about his Multi-Million Dollar 'Global Wellness Empire' :
"Let them drink Bile", he confidently quipped as his hefty Bodyguards struggled to keep an eager battallion of Paparazzi at arm's length, while he suavely stepped into an Armoured Daimler Limousine. "I have always managed to ultimately defeat every single one of my tuppeny adversaries in the long run, and (rest assured) I shall ethically devour every single one of them in the long run. I therefore do not think that there is anything further to say about such highly appetizing Tabloid Fodder. Such things are simply part of the 'Dog-eat-Dog' world of Politics."
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