Darrell Bain
SANTA CLAUS LANE
is a real address where
DARRELL BAIN
Lives...and writes...and grows Christmas trees.
If you like humor, adventure, romance, mystery, books for kids and science fiction you have found the right web page.
EPIC 2000 FINALIST AND FRANKFURT AWARD NOMINEE
Go to "Books By Darrell" for publishers.
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Books By Darrell
The best way to find most of my books is at "http://www.crossroadspub.com" or "http://www.wordbeams.com" Just click on this publisher's addresses then type Darrell Bain in the search engine. That will immediately show all books by that publisher. Thanks.
Contact me at "mailto:dbain@lcc.net" for any questions or problems.
"Tales From A Texas Christmas Tree Farm"
Trade Paperback
This book was dedicated to our customers at our Christmas tree farm because of the funny things which happened to them--and to us as we were selling them trees! Try it and you will never look at a Christmas tree in the same way again.
Available in print from bookstores and at "http://1stbooks.com/"
"Medics Wild" * Paperback
Called "The funniest war novel since M*A*S*H." by the publisher.
Currently out of print but autographed copies still available from Darrell. Very soon to be available as download.
Send $8.00 cash, check or money order to:
Darrell Bain
251 Santa Claus Lane
Shepherd, Texas 77371
PLEASE NOTE Most of my books can be ordered directly from bookstores.: The following have urls which take you directly to the book
"The Disappearing Girls"
Young women disappear without a clue. The detective and heiress solve
the puzzle--and disappear as well, into a strange and frightening world.
"http://www.crossroadspub.com/DisGirls.htm"
"Ultimate Suggestions" "http://www.crossroadspub.com/UltSug.htm"
Now also available in Trade Paperback at url above.
A renegade chemist discovers an easy to administer, phenomenally powerful hypnotic drug and begins selling it--and using it on helpless women.
"THE PET PLAGUE"
Genetically engineered pets almost as smart as humans have escaped into the wilds and ultimately driven mankind into huge barricaded enclaves where social and sexual mores have undergone drastic change.
"http://www.crossroadspub.com/PetP.com"
CIRCLES OF DISPLACEMENT
"http://www.crossroadspub.com/CircleDis.htm"
A stellar accident has thrown hundreds of small areas of East Texas far into the past. The displacement circles include such random spots as a roadside park, a Walmart store, the streets of a small town--and the death row section of the state prison. Individuals and groups gradually find one another while coping with an unknown wilderness--and the murderous convicts who are intent on enslaving everyone they can find--especially women and blacks.
Now available in Trade Paperback
COMING SOON
Bigfoot Crazy "http://crossroadspub.com"
Medics Wild "http://"
Postwar Dinosaur Blues "http://"
The link below will take you to a lot of funny stories by Darrell
"http://www.wordbeams.com/wordbeamettes.html"
Christmas Tree Farm
Potted Leyland Cypress trees, home-made jam and jelly and Darrell's autographed books for sale all year round. Call 936-628-3114)
Visit Darrell and Betty Bain at the
D BAR B CHRISTMAS TREE FARM
251 Santa Claus Lane
Shepherd, Texas 77371
About 50 miles north of Houston. Look for the sign at the intersection of Hwy 59 North and FM 223 for rest of directions, or see map below.
Snack Bar Weekends, Open Thanksgiving Day, Gift Shop, Absolutely Gorgeous Wreaths, Fancy Stockings, and other gifts. Prices for trees start at $14.00, Trees cleaned and secured to vehicle Free. Stands, Easy access and parking, Quick service.
We have potted Leyland Cypress trees and to cut we have Leyland Cypress, Virginia Pine, Red Cedar and Native Pine.
Autographed copies of "Tales From A Texas Christmas Tree Farm", "Living On Santa Claus Lane" and other books available all year long. Same for homemade jam & jelly. You can also buy Christmas trees all year long but we really suggest you wait til at least Thanksgiving.
Contact me
The best way to get in touch is via email to "mailto:dbain@lcc.net" .
Or you can always visit the
D Bar B Christmas Tree Farm
251 Santa Claus Lane
Shepherd, Texas 77371
Come Christmas and buy a tree or come anytime for a visit.
Send E-Mail to: dbain@lcc.net
Copyright © 2001 Darrell Bain. All Rights Reserved