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BEER WARS OVER!

GUZZLING RETURNS TO NORMAL


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STOP PRESS!!!!!

TALKS BREAK DOWN!!!!


In an amazing series of developments, last Sunday's negotiations broke down completely when the Irish Ambassador announced that he was deserting Thursday's drinking session to enjoy a Nepalese dinner.
NO-ONE HAS EVER ENJOYED A NEPALESE DINNER!!!
The national dish of Nepal is mouldy lentils in rancid yak butter garnished with rat phlegm!!!!

The Kleagle and Robemaster will not take this lying down!! In a stirring press release, they swore to drink twice as much as usual in a symbolic protest. Be there!!! Let your voice be heard!!! What do we want? Good Aussie BEER or rat's phlegm-and FOREIGN rat's phlegm at that!!!!
(The image to the right shows a tubercular rat's lung)

It would appear that the bitterly fought "Beer Wars" of the last few weeks are finally over. At "Peace Talks" held at the Ky Chow Restaurant last Sunday, members reached agreement on all...

Tubercular rat's lung

Be there this Thursday night! Crown and Anchor at 8:30. Drink, and cast your vote! What's yours? Cooper's Draft or rodent sputum?
God, the very thought disgusts me!
Still, not as bad as drinking from the bubblers at VGWC.


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