SMASHING VICTORY!

DRUNKS RALLY TO ROUT WOWSERS!

WHAT A NIGHT IT WAS!
Political correctness had no answer! Moss rocks were not on the agenda! The clan gathered in splendour last Thursday and dashed the hopes of those who believed the All-Adelaide Drinking Club might be foundering. Mike, Warren, the Kleag, Michelle, Fran, Jack, Con, Debbie, Sue (who's the new squeeze, Sue?) Martine, Sarah-Did I miss anyone?-a mystery blonde (possibly a fantasy of the Kleag's), the lovely Jessie behind the bar..... Beer flowed like beer; VGWC melted into the mists of memory and the SACSA framework was unmentioned. I wonder what the admin were doing at the time!!! TEN PERCENT of their staff were out drinking together in an atmosphere of FREEDOM!!!

ARTISTIC DIFFERENCES ROCK ROCKERS
Favorite darkside band "Captain Pyjama" would appear to be in a state of hibernation. Surely we've had enough of "Lucifer's Lounge". I, the Lord High Musical Kleagle, hereby instruct all members to nag Jack to lighten up and get a few gigs going, preferably at that temple of taste, the Seven Stars.

Dedicated drunks, spurred on by the Kleagle's ringing clarion call, rush to the Crown and Anchor last Thursday. The forces of reaction and sobriety had no answer to this!

If we can press on like this indomitable officer of the 17th Lancers (seen fighting his way into a front bar near Sebastopol in 1854), then victory is within our grasp.
Again! Next Thursday, Crown and Anchor, 8:30.
BRING A FRIEND!!! RESCUE SOMEONE FROM THE MADNESS OF SANITY!!! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!