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In a sensational start to the last official pre-season drinking fixture members of the club actually spent parts of the evening at separate venues! Two did not even attend the happy hour at the Exeter! What is afoot?

“HOW SMALL THE SEEDS OF DISASTER”
By our special correspondent
“Of all sad words of mouth or pen, the saddest are these:
It might have been.”

If only the Agassiz/Rafter match had been less of a blinder…….
If only Sister Sarah had not arrived with a posse of post-pubescent nubiles….
If only the new barmaid in the Crown and Anchor were less charming……
If only her body piercings didn’t glow in the U/V lights….
If only the Divine One had been there, that her sweetness and beauty might have worked its usual magic…….

But no! None of this was to be! Our brave lads and lasses found themselves all over Adelaide (Well, Rundle and Grenfell Sts), drunk, having an excellent time, but not together!
Is this the shape of things to come? Find out on Thursday night at 8:30, starting at the Crown and Anchor, ….but then…?????????

SENSATIONAL START TO DRINKING SEASON!

SCHISM IN RANKS?

WILL MEMBERS EVER LEARN

TO MAKE SANGRIA FROM FRUIT LIKE THIS?