¡THE ALTAR OF EL GATO!


Behold! El Gato lives!

If you are down with the world's greatest masked wrestler, recite the following Crime Mangler oath:

I will fight all creatures that laugh at me!
I will destroy all monsters that attack me!
I will laugh in the face of evil before I conquer it!
I will never eat bananas - even if my life depended on it!
I will never choose evil over da other!
I will do all dis just fer Mudda!

Amen.


The Temple of El Gato

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