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CHRIS FARLEY 4 LIFE
For all of the Chris Farley fans out there here is a dedicated website to him by Blythe and Missy, founders of the Chris Farley Foundation (CFF)These are some of his hilarious quotes:
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house keeping.... “no thank u sleeping”....house keeping wan' towel..... “no towels need sleepy”... house keeping want me fluff pillo'..... “pleaz go away let me sleep 4 THE LOVE OF GOD”..........house keeping wan' me jerk u off?......(what kinda hotel is this,…….oh its u..)
Like…um.. lets say ur drivin along with ur family and ur drivin along lalila wooo then all of the sudden theres a truck tire in the middle of the road and u hit the brakes errrrr… “whoah that was close” haha now lets see wat happens with the other guys brake pads…Ur drivin along, ur drivin along, ladiladida, all of sudden the kids r in the back screamin “I gotta go to the bathroom, daddy” “NOT NOW DAMMIT” truck tire errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr “I CANT STOP AAHHHHHHH HELP” theres a cliff “AAHHHHHHHH” and ur familys screamin “OH MY GOD WE’RE BURNING ALIVE AHHHHHH NOOO I CANT FEEL MY LEGS” in comes the meat wagon “WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO…….”and the medic gets out and says “Oh my god” new guys guys in the corner pukin’ his guts out “blllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaauugghhhblllaaaauuught” all because u wanna save a couple extra pennys!
“dude that was awwwwwssuuuummmmmm but sorry bout ur car though..”
"I guess u shoulda called"...I... did call ealrlier...when u were usin the phone.. " earlier, when was that?" err later when, then I a le-left a message.. “ a message what number did u call?” 2..4..niner …5..678 “I cant here u ur trailin off and did I catch a niner in there? Were ya callin from a walki-talki ?” no it was a cord-less “unhu u know what don’t, not here, not now”
Hey, Richard, whos ur favorite little rascal Stinky or Alfalfa?
You have derailed “shut up Richard, 4 get it. I quit. I cant do this nemore, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I dont know what I'm doin. I dont know where I'm going. My dad just died we just killed bambi I’m out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a god damn bridge a
I'll turn this damn bus around that'll end ur pprrrrrrrrecious little fieldtrip pretty damn quick!! Huh?
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of Ace. i know from personal experience dude...............no ya dont.....no not me personally but a guy i know, him and her got it on wooooeeee.....no they didn't ......no.no. they didn't but u could imagine what it'd be like if they did..huh??..huh??..hahaha….
richard is this ur coat.....dont do it......fat guy in a little coat, fat guy in a little cooat,.....take it off dickhead... fat guy in a little coat, fat guy in a little cooat,...richard whats happening!!! rrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppp...........uhhhoooo
"I'm sorry I don't speak Japanese"
I am El Nino. all of the tropical storms must bow before El Nino..... For those of u who do not abla Espanol El Nino is spanish for........ The Nino
"Ok, it's sale time we don’t take no".......no shit from any1......"nooo"...we don’t take no prisoners..."no, we don’t take no for an answer"...oh yeah, we don't take NO for an answer!
"HOLY SHNIKEYS"
Spanish Armada uhhhh 1588..."that is correct....."
I think you're gonna be ok here, they have a thin candy shell..huh surprised ya didn't know that."I think your brain is a thick candy shell"... Your a your brain has the sh-shell on it" are u talking "sh-shutup Richard"
Apparently they give out a lot fewer D+'s than D-'s It's not a a grade they like to give out, I'll tell ya that right now!
Hey does this suit make me look fat? "No, no, no, your face does..."
Hola ninos, me llama Mat Foley. E yo soy un motavaional speaker..
My name is Mat Foley and I am a motavational speaker....
You can't just go in and out u gotta finesse 'em a little bit..."hey, by finesse do u mean sputtering out sentence fragments and lighting things on fire?"
ahh bees in the car bees everywhere god they're huge they're ripping my flesh off "son uhh roll around do ya here me roll around on the ground" 4get that im starting to swell up, "Frank i'm alergic to bees" "me too" they're huge and they're stingcrazy "uh we'll come back and check on u later ya in a while" save yourselves. your firearms are useless against them....
chris farley we loved him
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