Things to do when you're bored

If you live in a small town you can get bored very easily. The way I see it, you have to create entertainment not only for yourself, but for others. All you need to have fun with these ideas is a few friends.

1. Get a carload of people to put on Halloween costumes and masks. This is funniest when it is nowhere near Halloween. Drive down the main street when there is a good amount of traffic and have everyone stare at other drivers. Put some kind of dance music on, such as micheal jackson, and have everyone do a synchronized dance. Make sure one of the moves is to press your hands against the window and stare at drivers.

2. Organize a parade downtown by getting all of your friends to dress up in scary costumes.

3. When driving around, frequently get out of the car and do a chinese firedrill or get out and dance. Get on top of the car if you want. This is especially fun when there is a train.

4. Steal a shopping cart. Mine was named Edna. We filled it up with a bunch of junk and put flags and signs on it.

5. Fake a seizure. When someone approaches you, tell them that you will be okay -- you tend to have grand mals every few days.

6. Dress up in all black and act suspicious downtown. Constantly look around and creep along buildings. Sing the theme from Mission Impossible.

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8. Go to the Taco Bell drive-thru and ask for a cheeseburger and fries. Act disappointed when they say they don't have them.

9. If you're over 18, walk around near cops smoking a suspicious-looking hand rolled cigarrette or smoke tobacco from a small pipe. The cops will be really disappointed when they find out they can't do anything. If you're under 18, buy a pack of Ecstacy non-tobacco cigarrettes. I don't think they can do anything about that.

10. Whistle at police officers when you drive by. Even if you're a guy.

11. Dress up in 80's style clothes carrying a boom box. Put in some White Snake or Cinderella and go around singing and headbanging.

12. Buy old dolls from garage sales or thrift stores. Draw blood, scars, and cult symbols on them and drop them in people passenger seats.

13. Put sleeves in a garbage bag and wear as a shirt. Write in white letters "Crime Fighters". Complete the outfit by putting a pair of underwear outside of your pants. In a serious super-hero voice, approach people and say, "We are the Crime Fighters. Have you seen any crime?"

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