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Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure -- hooking up with fat, hairy girls. If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. The man who says I told you so is making an excuse for not expressing his position clearly in the first place. Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. I would like to believe when I die that I have given myself away like a tree that sows seed every spring and never counts the loss, because it is not loss, it is adding to future life. It is the tree's way of being. Strongly rooted perhaps, but spilling out its treasure on the wind. Facts are the enemy of truth. Black holes are where God divided by zero. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. Love is the energy of the soul. Love is what heals the personality. There is nothing that cannot be healed by love. There is nothing but love. When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. You can widen your life by yourself, but to deepen it you need a friend. Each encounter that becomes a friendship turns into a lifeline. One can never have too many, only too many to properly take care of. If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. A clever man commits no minor blunders. When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves. The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul: where there is compassion even the most poisonous impulses remain relatively harmless. While we are postponing, life speeds by. Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice But, in practice, there is. It's kind of fun to do the impossible. I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it. No elected body is the country, we are the country. You and me. Us. It can only stay that way as long as we care to keep it so. Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle; rather a great reminder of just how strong true love can be. Hatch a dream and then believe it. No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power, governments and tyrants and armies cannot stand. You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you. Not because they are nice, but because you are. Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves Its eternal goal is life. Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things. What lies behind us and what lies before us, are only small matters compared to what lies within us. Facts are the enemy of truth. I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. While we are postponing, life speeds by. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. While we are postponing, life speeds by. It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion. The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it. Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. Friends are as companions on a journey, who ought to aid each other to persevere in the road to a happier life. Solitude, if rightly used, becomes not only a privilege but a necessity. Only a superficial soul fears to fraternize with itself. I'll moider da bum. All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. Love takes up where knowledge leaves off. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. What lies behind us and what lies before us, are only small matters compared to what lies within us. It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a ... brain operation.
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