the uncanny Bazooka Joe


I have taken 12 BJ comics and put them in script form more to come soon enjoy:)
girl: sob I lost my dog
boy: put an ad in the paper
girl: sob my dog can't read

joe: how many fish have you caught pesty
pesty:i couldn't count them
joe: why havn't you caught any at all
pesty: yep thats why I couldn't count them

joe: mort i can spell something with over 100 leters in it
mort: what
joe: post office

jane: come over for dinner joe
joe: ok jane
joe: the onions have a strange oder what did you put in them jane
jane: perfume to kill the smell

mort: well herman what shall we do
herman: I have got an idea mort
mort: what is it
herman: i will toss this coin if heads we go to the movies if tails we go biking if it stands on the side we go home and study

baseball abat smacks
jane: isn't he a wonderful pitcher joe
joe: he always hits there bats no matter where they hold them

joe: hi herman how was fishing
herman: terific joe I almost caught a huge five foot tuna but it got away
joe: are you exagerating agin
herman: i'm olny human
jow: there you go exagerating agin

ladie: young man if my hats in your way I can take it off
boy: don't bother ma'am your hats funnier than the picture

joe: waiter there is a finger floating in my soup
waiter: its alright sir the soups cold

mort: herman you have owed me 50 cents for months
herman: I know Mort
mort: tell yah what I will forget halve of whatyou owe me
herman: great then I will forget the other half

joe: hi pesty
pesty: hi joe what is that
joe: a caterpillar what did you think it was
pesty: a wourm with a coat

herman: here comes billy with his new watch
joe: I'll fix him
billy: my watch is always right
joe: yeah well this watch fell in the river a year later it was still running
billy: the watch
joe: no the river

joe: what are you fishing for pesty
pesty: whales
joe: theres no whales in this pond
pesty: theres no fish either so I might as well fish for whales


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