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DeathAholics Anonymous
Are You Addicted To Death?
If you can answer yes to any one of our questions you must be a death aholic.
1) Do you constantly have strange urges to lay in a coffin?
2) Does the sight of blood make you want to see more?
3) Would you rather watch Traces of Death or Six Feet Under rather than Letterman or Leno?
4) Do you have a hard time getting mother out of the house even though she died 20 years ago?
5) Is your personal hygiene of such a nature that people accuse you of being dead?
6) When a bartender asks you to "name your poison" do you say "formaldehyde"?
7) Do you constantly look for death and weird websites on the internet and bookmark them. Do you have more than 8,688,468,002 bookmarks?
8) Have you ever done career testing and has it pointed you in the direction of "body handler", "hearse chauffer" "adipocere expert" or "funeral director"?
9) Are you oddly attracted to dead people of the opposite sex? Same sex? Any sex?
10) Did you laugh at anything we wrote here? If so then you are definitely a card carrying deathhead!
Welcome to the club and be sure to tell your friends about our test, they may laugh, too!
Be sure to visit the links below who have been supportive of us and our insanity!
Bluelips
I Am Bored -
Funeral Education Resources
Where The Dead Love To Shop
Daves Daily (Really Funny)
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