URSKYCAP


TIPPING IS A LOST ART, START TIPPING THOSE WHO SERVE YOU. DON'T TIP THE SCHMUCK WHO IS MAKING YOU A SANDWHICH AND THEN TELLS YOU "THAT WILL BE $6.00" AND ALL YOU GET IS TWO THICK PIECES OF BREAD THAT COULD CHOKE A HORSE AND 3 THIN SLICES OF MEAT WITH A MOUNTAIN OF LETTICE. WISE UP YOU JUST GOT BURNED!! HERE'S ANOTHER, YOU GO TO YOU FAVORITE COFFEE SHOP, TO BE WAITED ON BY THE COFFEE WITCH FROM HELL AND AFTER SHE FINALLY STOPS TALKING TO HER GIRL FRIEND AND PUTS HER ATTITUDE ON SLOW ROAST, YOU FIND OUT THAT SHE'S OUT OF REGULAR AND YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT ABOUT 7 MIN. SHE TELLS YOU "THAT'S $4.25" YOU GIVE HER $5 AND SHE TAKES THE CHANGE AND PUTS IT IN THE LITTLE CUP MARKED TIPS. WISE UP YOU JUST GOT BURNED AGAIN!! TIP YOUR SKYCAP, THE ONE WHO YOU ASKED FOR HELP WITH YOUR BAGGAGE AND DIRECTIONS TO YOUR GATE FOR YOUR FLIGHT, THE NEXT TIME YOU FLY FROM ANY AIRPORT IN THE USA......THANK YOU IN ADVANCE....PEACE ALWAYS.


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