FartForPeace
Now you can work on those "animal scents" and "fart to your heart's content" while riding a bike... Isn't that LIBERATING?
While some people pray for peace, you have decided that your contribution is to go under a tree and fart, so the tree will absorb the gases. You wished to be more active, say by RIDING A BIKE, and save dirty gases that go to the atmosphere, but it's not always possible. Most importantly, you seek the attention of the Christian voter so they can VOTE for the issues that really matter.
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IS PRAYING BETTER THAN FARTING?
Do you often fart in church and find your mind wandering?
(YOU ARE SITTING IN CHURCH AND YOUR MIND IS WANDERING)
"Why pigs fart? Do pigs have a god, and what he looks like? Why do we still eat them when they are smarter than dogs? Are pets contributing more to Climate Change more than SUVs? Shouldn't I be riding a bike to avoid filth? Are pigs really filthier than us? Have I thought of adopting a pig instead of just another cat or dog?"
Thoughts like that should keep your mind busy while listening to the priest. Does he fart too?
Whatever you say, don't say I don't give a fart!
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Hey, FREE SPIRITS OF THE JUNGLE,* now you are free to fart to your heart's content.
*(I consider that the American Indians had such spirit, and so Bob Marley)
"AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, THERE ARE NOT ATHEISTS ANYMORE!"
Face it, brothers and sisters of high intellect, refined taste and tender spirituality, we've fallen into the trap where the SneakySnake waits for us. You must be armed with the Wisdom of the Jungle to fight back and survive. Here it goes...
'The Theism Atheism Paradox, TAP, in my view, is the result of a false comparison of things that are not comparable. Theism is the belief in a God. Atheism is not the belief in "No God" but rather the absence of a belief in a god or in gods. The TAP is thus the result of a faulty definition of atheism. It is a definition that is appropriate to theism but absolutely irrelevant when it comes to atheism. Atheism is not a religion with a mental vacuum called "No God" as the central object of belief. No definition of atheism could be more wrong than this one. Yet I have run into this trap. Oooops!'
http://freethinkingjoy.blogspot.com/2008/03/beware-of-logical-traps.html
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So this so-called "atheism" makes us look "anti" something and worse, it makes us look materialistic... NO!!!! We are not atheists anymore; we are not indifferent to spirituality; WE ARE THE FREE SPIRITS OF THE JUNGLE!
The SHEEP live in their mental cage and serve a communist Utopia to be found in the afterlife. My parrot, Buddhy, told me, "That's all BS. Now let me out of the cage!"
"You are free, you are spiritual, and you love the jungle, so go for it and get wild!"
You may follow an interesting dialog around this subject under 'DIALOG' below. Hey, I give a fart if you don't! ;)
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'WHY DIDN'T GOD KEEP THE SNAKE OFF PARADISE?'
Common sense would have dictated that God kept the serpent off the premises where he was launching his brand new creatures. But in a miscalculation of his, the snake came and took a bite in the metaphorical sense. Oh common, God must have known he was playing with the fate or two dumb people who hardly knew about the evil of the world.
A simple sign of "SNAKES KEEP OFF PARADISE" would have sufficed to keep Adam & Eve safe. That's what I try to do around my own personal area, a safety feature common sense dictates in the jungle...
"The snake better keeps off the garden, so you can enjoy your paradise. A good antidote for sneaky people too!"
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GOOD TO KEEP THE SNAKES OFF:
THE FART, YEAH!
The Christians have a funny point of view where the dumb prey (Eve) is
to blame while the sneaky predator (Satan) gets away with the crime
and the master of the show (God) is praised.
And dumb people are still prey to many predators and blamed for it.
(see TRIAL OF THE MILLENNIUM)
