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FNS Edition 2.0 2001 Ending of Season 2
THE FELLIP NECTAR STAND Edition 2: 2001 Ending of Season 2 Premonitions
Author: LeatherGirl
Disclaimer: I do not own Farscape or anything associated with Farscape. Thanks to Annigmatic, NIBB, CeRell, StevieSun, Haleypop, and BritAngie for contributing to the premonitions!
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[D’Argo and Chiana are seated at their usual booth at the Fellip Nectar Stand with their heads resting on the cool surface of the table. Both have extreme hangovers from the celebration of the new cycle.]
Chiana: “Tell me again why we agreed to interview the scapers?” [Voice slightly muffled.]
D’Argo: [Winces and holds his head with his hand.] “Chiana, not so loud.”
Chiana: “Sorry.”
D’Argo: “I don’t know. I can’t remember who told me but I do know we were required to find out what the scapers thought might happen in the final four episodes of season 2.”
Chiana: [Brings up her head a little too quickly and regrets it terribly.] “Oooh! Remind me to stay away from Kylian Fectar and Pilot’s Leviathan Concoction Number 4.”
D’Argo: [Raises head as well.] “Finally, here’s the rest of the crew.”
[Nods toward door where John, Aeryn, Zhaan, and Rygel appear. They slowly make their way over to the booth, with just as sour expressions as Chiana and D’Argo. The four-armed waitress appears with drinks of water for all and large yellow pills.]
Waitress: [Laughs.] “Rough night?”
Chiana: “You could say that.”
D’Argo: “Okay, play the frelling feed of the Scaper Premonitions from the party.” [Waitress nods and signals bartender as she leaves the crew alone.]
[The view screen situated in the center of the Fellip Nectar Stand flickers and suddenly images of the New Cycle Celebration appear with D’Argo and Chiana arm in arm, talking with a group of scapers. The night was young, so any absorbed alcohol only had minimal effects on their actions.]
Chiana: “Tell us what your premonition is of the final four episodes of season 2.” [Giggles.]
[Screen flickers and keeps flashing different scapers on the view screen, describing their premonitions for Chiana and D’Argo.]
Annigmatic: [Smiles.] “My prediction? John goes over to the dark side, with his new friend Scorpius. And no, I haven’t read any of the spoilers out there, it’s just a guess.”
LeatherGirl: [Winks at somebody out of view.] “Aside from my ‘I’m Frelling With Your Minds’ Series which is modeled after the final four, I predict John will do something extremely crazy…and he may not be the only one on Moya do to so!”
NIBB: [Laughs uncontrollably at a joke not heard and focuses his attention to whoever the frell was recording the whole thing in the first place!] “We’ve not seen the last of Crais’ dark side. I still don't trust him either. Don't forget the little arms deal with the Plakavians.”
Rygel: “I predict I’ll be sloshed in an arn.” [Laughs and nearly falls out of thronesled as he hovers out of view.]
CeRell: [Finishes drink of Raslac and smiles.] “I wrote a fanfic entitled Fibers, Pistols, and Cash: my guess as to what the ending could be.”
StevieSun: [Dancing.] “Who says the PeaceKeepers catch them? Think for a moment about the coffin picture. That wasn’t PK style. I predict that someone else catches them and THEN the PeaceKeepers catch them. And I think Scorpy lives to fight another day. But if Scorpy does die, John can’t kill him because of the chip, so Aeryn will. Think about it, who else could kill him? And that picture of what everyone is saying looks like a John and Aeryn kiss, my bets are, it ain't. I'm not ruling out a kiss from the episodes, I'm just saying that it's not from that bit.”
Haleypop: [Smiles and holds up a hand to count with fingers.] “Here's what’s gonna happen: One, the crew makes it to Earth; Two, Chiana goes on tour with Marilyn Manson; Three, Zhaan gets her TV Ministry, "Blue Morning" every Sunday at 8:00 a.m.; Four, Rygel is arrested at a Wendy's restaurant for eating an entire salad bar; Five, Aeryn dethrones Bay Bombers Joan Weston as new Roller Derby Queen. You heard it here first.” [Laughs and stumbles out of view.]
BritAngie: [Holds flask of Raslac up and winks at John who is off screen and at the moment, alone.] “ I thought...what if Scorpy dies and the chip becomes the new enemy…with John’s enemy being in his head. And what if Scorpy’s personality takes him over?? I connected this to the Starburst cover with Ben Browder in Scorpy make up-is this from a hallucination scene-where John looks in the mirror and sees himself as Scorpy as his reflection?! Or perhaps he has some of Scorpy's DNA...what if it made John morph into Scorpy…eek! Will John be the new mole in the camp...our hero becoming the bad guy…oh unthinkable!!! A complete role reversal if you like. Oh my-I hope I'm wrong!”
Chiana: [Laughs and comes into view with D’Argo once more.] “Maybe Aeryn will find a new weapon to play with.”
D’Argo: “Maybe you and I will…” [Whispers into Chiana’s ear and her expression grows into a large smile. Chiana snags a finger onto one of D’Argo’s tendrils and drags him out of view.]
[View screen flickers and we go back to the hung over Farscape crew at their booth. They are all resting their sore, aching heads on the table now, with their flasks of water empty and the pills swallowed.]
Zhaan: [In a passive murmur.] “I hope none of those predictions come true.”
Aeryn: “Yes, because I for one don’t feel like having to rescue you all from all the dren you get into. I have enough problems as it is.”
John: [Moans as he lifts head and looks to Aeryn with a raised eyebrow.] “You rescuing us? Huh, I think it’s the other way around babe.” [Aeryn glares at John as he lays his head back down on the table.]
Rygel: [Doesn’t bother to lift his head to look at the others.] “I at least hope I’m fed well.”
Chiana: “I don’t remember even seeing half those scapers at the party.”
D’Argo: “I don’t even remember what I whispered to you in that last bit.” [Chiana strikes D’Argo in the leg under the table, causing D’Argo to growl at her.]
John: [Speaks in a muffle with his eyes closed.] “I think we should just go to sleep now. We all have a lot going on ahead of us in the final four episodes, you know.”
Zhaan: [Lifts head sorely and looks at her shipmates.] “Did anybody hear that?” [Looks around suspiciously.]
Chiana: [Lifts and cocks head to side.] “Yeah. Is that….” [Pauses to listen closer.]
[Rest of shipmates lift their heads to listen carefully to a faint sound growing louder.]
Rygel: [Eyes widening in fear.] “Could it be?”
Aeryn: “It can’t be.”
D’Argo: “It almost sounds like….”
John: “SCORPIUS!!!”
[Laughter from Scorpius echoes throughout the Fellip Nectar Stand. The crew scrambles over the table and flies out the door fleeing to Moya in a haste escape. Lights dim in the stand and one creature stands alone in the center. He is grinning evilly and staring straight at you!]
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What do you think may happen? (That is if you haven’t already indulged yourself in the massive spoilers available online!) Feel free to post your premonitions.
If you’d like to read any of the fics mentioned: “Fibers, Pistols, and Cash” by CeRell or the “I’m Frelling With Your Minds” Series [Mind Games, Illusions, Deceptions, and Revelations, you can find both at Void to the Uncharted Territories www.geocities.com/farscapevoid
>>>Actually, with the closing of Geocities, you'll now find LeatherGirl's "I'm Frelling With Your Minds" series at www.farscapefantasy.com. CeRell's "Fibers, Pistols, and Cash" is now at http://erpscapers.com/modules.php?name=fanfic<<<
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