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While Toasty Sleeps
What is the secret of my astonishing success with women?
Since I last had the honour of addressing you all, Surly Girl of D-flat Chime Bar and Betty of Betty’s Utility Room have both gummed Toasty’s Futon to their sidebars, shamelessly and with no fear of a Molotov cocktail from the folks next door.
Not only that, the venerable (possibly) David Hadley has linked to Toasty’s Futon from both his blogs, Stuff and Nonsense [since discontinued] and The Trouser Quandary Resolution.
I know there are those who allege David Hadley is a man.
But I’m sure he’s fully in touch with his feminine side and enjoys dressing as Mary Queen of Scots when taking his Skoda to Alf’s We’ll-See-You-Right DodgyWorks (formerly Scum Alley Gentlemen’s Urinary Relief Centre) for its fortnightly MOT, so that makes him a woman for all intents and purposes, doesn’t it?
The gobsmacking thing is that all these triumphs have been clocked up without my actually, as it were, posting anything.
Evidently, less is more.
So on that note…
THE MERKIN said…
I've never come across Mr Hadley before, only having met his brother Tony, in the ladies changing rooms of the Hackney Empire 2 days into the Spandau Ballet comeback tour, however....
I refer you here and dare you to ever question his gender again. It's copyrighted, don't you know.
TOASTY replied…
A curious fact about that picture of David Hadley (Wilde’s original title, as you know) is that the bloke in the background who looks like Rasputin’s couch-potato brother is in fact me.
Or am I the slim woman on the left? In these metrosexual days it’s so hard to be certain of anything.
DAVID HADLEY said…
Not only am I in touch with my feminie side, I give it frequent regular fondlings, and often a massage with the freshly-squeezed juice of a virgin terrapin.
That photo is oooh... about twenty years old now. It was taken in Greece, just up the road from the laboratory where they were attempting to clone Demis Roussos - hence the geezer in the background.
I have a more recent photo - but it is not fit for public display as I am now an official fat bastard.
Anyway, for some, mostly erotic, purposes I find I would much rather be regarded as an orangutan. I would also like a job in a library.
TOASTY replied…
On the topic of orangutans, I leave you in the capable hands of my colleague CarolineM.
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