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Topics that ought to be on the Web...
The full title of this posting was ‘Topics that ought to be on the Web, but Google can’t find them’
Pro-celebrity dipsomania
Martial arts involving salmon
I was a teenage nonagenarian
Fricassee of gravel
My mother murdered Judith Chalmers
Holidays on Rockall
Mourning your pustules
Flying through kapok
Scunthorpe Gourmets
Underwater ceilidhs
Your third mastectomy
Sociopathy for fun and profit
Seducing a euphonium
Rommel’s waterbed
All this and yaws too
Amphibious Rotarians
Making toffee from pubic lice
The Wit of Tessa Jowell
Practical mongoose-keeping
If fish played tennis
Itinerant polyps
Last surviving Confederate deserter
On the other hand, here’s a picture of an artichoke.
CATCIAO said…
Tantric cribbage, huh? Have you tried Kuma Satra scrabble?
TOASTY replied…
Just once. We wanted asimultaneousorgasm, but we didn’t have enough letters.
VICUS SCURRA said…
Thank you. You have made an old man very happy.
BLACK.RINGWORM said…
Ever tried transcendental denistry?
AIMLESS said…
No. But a good way to use stale bread is to make bread pudding.
AIMLESS said...
Here is a picture of some bread pudding.
TOASTY replied…
That’s not bread pudding, it’s the extra-terrestrial who abducted me in 1968!
AIMLESS said…
It's wearing a rather stylish hat, though, you must admit.
ROB said…
Almost everyone would make a cracking good blog title.
TOASTY replied…
Sir Nicholas Winterton wouldn’t.
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