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It’s a good job we’ve got new readers…
A warm welcome to the deluge of web-fiends arriving here via the new state-of-the-art hotlink at Naked Blog, Scotland’s foremost fount of everything, courtesy of my mate Peter.
Settle down, make yourselves at home, till the soil, raise your kids and slide into drunken, embittered old age at Toasty’s Futon, why don’t you?
And please forgive any delays in responding to comments or getting the hang of the software. This blog is being sustained via public computers, so it’s a tad unwieldy just now. And my sidebar seems to have chosen this moment to leave town, along with my photo, profile, previous posts, other links, etc., etc., but that’s what happens when you’re known to be a courageous freethinker, they trash your website, break all your windows, throttle your cleaning lady and so forth. Goes with the territory.
P.S. (March 11) Sidebar back in place, due to me being all clever and brill (falls off swivel chair)
VICUS SCURRA said…
I claim this territory as my own, on behalf of the People's republic.
Others wanting to comment here need to obtain form 13c from your local ironmongers.
And complete it, of course.
TOASTY replied…
Terribly sorry to keep you, Vicus old man, had to have a chin-wag with the old bloodsucking attorneys, tremendous bunch of sharks, don’t quote me, I know you won’t, but according to them you appear to be quidnunc quondam verruca, as well as holding dipso emin palaver, don’t understand a word of that but they seem to know what they’re on about, and what they’ve advised me to do about it is to assemble this large mechanical device, ugly brute, can’t be helped, directly in front of you, and then light the fuse and pull the trigger, thus!
TOASTY added…
Dear me.
I was thinking more along the lines of a solicitor’s letter.
Still, if you will go around interfering with established property rights…
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