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GK – if the offer’s still open, let’s talk. Z.
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Sigismund please call Debbi on usual number. Wuv oo!
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Tosca, condiments are an ignis fatuus. Love, Rudi the Disused Astrolabe, KCMG.
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9A43 BUNTY? We think not. Mah Jong (in aspic). Hooray?
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Look this is a message for M15 alias the Home Security Service alias That Guy In St James’s Park With The Threadbare Suit And The Unconvincing Nose-Job Who Sits On Your Bench And Talks Out Of The Side Of His Mouth look I’ve been watching this column for the past two months just like you said and I’m very sorry but I don’t understand any of your messages and if you want me to assassinate anyone before my work permit expires you really must stop beating around the bush and spell it out I mean we’re both adults so please just tell me who you want me to wipe out in a squalid degrading untraceable fashion and I’ll get right on to it for you except please can you reimburse me the cost of this advertisement because I don’t have any money to buy bullets yours sincerely Jerzy Krhyzynski c/o Hotel de Legionnaire’s Disease King’s Cross London.
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Greenspun: you deleted Prattle. Boo, hiss! We’re burning your dog!
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