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Without fear or favour
Today we hand over to our first guest blogger, That-Bloke-You-Get-On-Every-British-Forum-Who-Poisons-It-Completely, Esquire:
You young ’uns probably don’t expect to hear anything worth hearing from an old fart like me. All I can say in response to that is ‘STICK AROUND – I MAY SURPRISE YOU!’
Did you know I’ve been here on the Web-Net since 1995? I expect most of you weren’t even BORN then! Oh, it makes me feel so old… (joking!!) And I’ve participated in SEVEN HUNDRED AND NINETEEN different forums, five of which haven’t got round to banning me EVEN NOW! Was it something I said? Or more likely DIDN’T say?!?
I know my anarchic off-the-wall humour doesn’t appeal to everyone, but it’s always sad when you po-faced feminist asylum junkies can’t take a good old-fashioned joke! (I suppose you can’t burn your bra these days because some mincing little fairy is WEARING it!!) ((joke!))
As you can tell, some of my strongly held opinions are “POLITICALLY INCORRECT” but I’ve never been afraid to speak my mind, and if there’s one thing you learn from two years in the Fire Brigade, three weeks as a semi-professional speedway rider and 34 years (and counting!) as a car park attendant in Dorset, it’s that YOU’VE GOT THE SAME RIGHT TO YOUR OPINIONS AS EVERYONE ELSE HAS and it’s a pity that all you woolly-minded bleeding-heart do-gooding fish-sodomising mongols can’t accept that.
Mustn’t keep chatting here any longer or I’ll be late for my ‘M.O.T’ with the local quack, but I’ll be back here soon enough – IF “THEY” ALLOW IT!!! (JOKE!) (I THINK!)
WEEBLEMAN said…
Sean..........?
Can it be you?
TOASTY replied…
Shurely shome mishtake, Mish Moneypenny?
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