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I saw your profile
Hey there!!
It sure feels strange, writing to an unknown stranger that I don’t even know, but hey, here goes! Hope this gets to you OK as I don’t understand anything technical or anything, its all too much for little ole me!
Me and some of my girlfriends have put our pix on the web, I really hope you like them, thats if you have time to take a peek! Unfortunately we’re not wearing anything because clothes are so expensive these days!
Well I just thought you might like to meet up with me seeing as I’m a curvaceous blonde 18 year old barely legal (!!!!) young girl of tender years, we could hang out maybe take in a movie eat a five course Italian meal, paid for by you as I can’t get a job due to being naked and unable to leave the house, aren’t they silly the public indecency laws!!
Well I really hope you’ll want to write back or go visit my pix so I can steal your bank details and stuff your PC with spyware, incidentally I’m really an overweight 48 year old Hispanic career criminal who makes Ron Jeremy look like Matt Damon but hey, its cool!
Byee!
Lindi xxxx
SIMON said…
I'd be interested to know just how many Google hits that one generates. Some kind of record, surely.
TOASTY replied…
Haven’t got the hang of the software yet, so have no way of knowing, sadly. But you know what it’s like when you’re young and thrusting and the new kid on the block and no publicity is bad publicity and nothing succeeds like success and hits from elderly perverts are as good as hits from anyone else and a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush and handsome is as handsome does and never kiss a baby till you’re sure it’s the right way up, and who are we to condemn? Amen. All rights reserved.
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