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Among this week’s contributors
Carole Z Armbruster is the author of Subverting Imperialist Discourse: Sir Henry Newbolt Reconsidered In A Wholly Implausible Way.
Lisa-Jello Battenburger recently appeared on BBC Television as ‘obese madwoman with carrier bags, lurching about in background’.
Elvira Dwarf-Krieg has already spent her advance for a biography of Monsignor Alfred Gilbey, viewed from a strict Marxist perspective. Some days she almost manages to switch on her Amstrad before despair kicks in.
Jonty Finkel is this year’s Prescott in Lecturer of Communicating English the Language at Napier University, Edinburgh (‘to break out is impossible, to break in is insane!’).
Matt Gartneriez was Semiotics Editor of the Yorkshire Post for five years, but then somebody noticed.
Diana Klomstok holds the Merton Chair of English Literature at Oxford University all night, whispering endearments.
Vi Martland claims to be able to understand the novels of Ivy Compton-Burnett, and no one is in a position to call her bluff.
Laura Shoddee has written What They Don’t Want You To Know: Michael Fabricant, Syd Rapson and the Military-Industrial Complex Cover-Up on the walls of her house, in chalk.
Stan Trubbitt came to fix the gas boiler, but couldn’t, owing to not having the correct spare parts, so we made him write half the magazine as a punishment.
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