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This traitorous Prince
It’s not news to anyone that the Prince of Wales holds the feelings of ordinary people in contempt.
Time after time he has gone out of his way to express opinions that no one would dare to utter in a public bar or write in a red-top editorial.
But until now he has resisted the urge to trample on Britain’s deepest, most cherished loyalties.
Not anymore.
His shocking attack on the BBC’s Nicholas Witchell – ‘I can’t bear that man, I mean he’s so awful, he really is’ – shows Charles in his true colours at last.
He knows full well:
• that Nicholas Witchell is admired and loved by the British people like no other person alive;
• that a framed portrait of Nicholas Witchell has pride of place in every British home;
• that ‘Witchell’ is now the most popular name for boys, while more than fifty thousand people have changed their surnames to Witchell by deed poll;
• that ‘Witchell Youth’ groups have been springing up all over the country;
• that hundreds of redundant steelworkers have been able to retrain as topless singing Witchell-grams;
• that the fastest growing church in Britain is the Witchell’s Witnesses;
• that millions of us, faced with a dilemma, solve it by asking ‘What would Nicholas Witchell do?’
Charles knows in his bones that in the twenty-first century it isn’t the monarchy that’s the focus of British loyalty – it’s Nicholas Witchell.
No wonder he hates him.
GOD SAVE THE WITCHELL!
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